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by Charlie D
I dated a gluten intolerant vegan for about a year, which really forced me to get creative when cooking for her. One day, I was heating up a Hot Pocket for lunch and it dawned on me that I get to eat all this junk food and what does she get?
So, that weekend, I made some gluten free pizza dough and some tempeh Italian sausage and made her some Hot Pockets using Daia mozzarella and my marinara. I still remember what a pain in the ass that was.
Some of you lot that have been at it for a while probably make these meals out of muscle memory; I, being a baby vegan chef, was breaking a sweat, reading the labels on everything for a year. Super-stressing about whether I was going to accidentally "dose" her with animal or animal by-product. I did, one time, I had forgotten that Worchestershire had anchovies in it. She was cool about it but I felt bad about it.
I asked her once if she missed cheese (sorry but vegan cheese is... an attempt, to put it politely) and she said no, that what she really missed was sourdough.
Personally, I went pollotarian for two years for my health and my wallet. I didn't really notice any changes in my health but I saved money not eating pig or cow. This also made me creative in the kitchen, like making an Italian sub using chicken and turkey instead of all that salty pork.
There was also a good stretch where, because I'd always forget to get meat out to thaw before work, I'd come home and just open a can of tuna (solid white albacore, of course). Tuna tacos, tuna marinara, tuna melts...
My partner and I are omnivores but lean heavily to pollotarian. Don't know if we could ever make the leap to vegetarian though we eat vegetarian twice or so a week, just some nights meat doesn't sound appealing. (I'm saying that as a guy who tanked a knuckle-to-elbow-sized cheesesteak this weekend and likes a steak and egg breakfast a couple times a year.)