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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2025 1:54 pm
by Gramsci
Gregg Wallace’s autism means he can’t wear underwear, say friends
https://www.thetimes.com/uk/media/artic ... -v72rmtmnv
Evidently autism is an excuse for being an alleged serial sex pest.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 10:31 am
by Gramsci
Man dies after saving kitten from skunk – and passes rabies to kidney recipient
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... unk-kitten
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2025 10:58 am
by iembalm
I was a volunteer enucleator for the Lion's Eye Bank for almost 20 years, and I had no idea that three people could receive transplanted cornea tissue from one donor.
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2026 7:30 am
by Dovira
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2026 7:19 pm
by Dovira
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 11:33 am
by Gramsci
Living in England provides an endless supply of these.
How Lotto winner hid £280m drug lab in his cottage
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98pzgnr5z2o
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2026 5:47 pm
by Curry Pervert
This boggles the mind. Most people seem to enter into illicit business because they're broke with little prospects, but doing this after a lottery win....especially at that age, insanity.
Re: Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete REBOOT
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2026 1:19 pm
by Gramsci
Curry Pervert wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2026 5:47 pm
This boggles the mind. Most people seem to enter into illicit business because they're broke with little prospects, but doing this after a lottery win....especially at that age, insanity.
It was the word Cottage, that got me. Context “cottaging” is English slang for meeting men in public toilets for sex.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2026 5:58 pm
by Curry Pervert
Gramsci wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 1:19 pm
“cottaging” is English slang for meeting men in public toilets for sex.
As popularised by George Michael.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2026 7:23 pm
by jfv
Curry Pervert wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 5:58 pm
Gramsci wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 1:19 pm
“cottaging” is English slang for meeting men in public toilets for sex.
As popularised by George Michael.
I knew it from "12XU"!
