Subway?

Crap
Total votes: 21 (30%)
Not Crap
Total votes: 48 (70%)
Total votes: 69

Fast Food Chain: Subway

51
Fucking horrible. Sandwiches are all about quality of bread and quality of condiments, since just about anyone can slice a piece of ham, some cheese or some vegetables.

The bread used by Subway tastes like and has the texture of sponges, and the condiments all taste like little salt packets.

Shit.

Waffles for being a fast food alternative when on a long drive.

Fast Food Chain: Subway

52
Mark Hansen wrote:
Mark Hansen wrote:

I am tired of the whole hot sandwich thing though. Unless it is a hot corned beef sandwich, piled high, with swiss cheese and mustard. Or a Reuben sandwich. These are like heaven.


Shit, I forgot Manny's Deli on Jefferson just north of Roosevelt. Cafeteria style, hot dishes, soup, sandwiches (corned beef, pastrami, roast beef--no subs), giant pickles, fucking kick ass potato pancakes, etc, etc. Not a kosher joint, but I don't think you can get any cheese on a sandwich there. Not that cheap either, but well worth it.

Fast Food Chain: Subway

53
unsaved wrote:
Chance wrote:CRAP. Don't you folks have a real deli in your town?


Lowest common denominator crap for people who regularly get sucked in by advertising, and don't give a shit that the American landscape has turned into one big strip mall. A perfect example was when the excellent Deli 38 used to be at Clark & Grace (before the space was taken over for the expansion of Uncommon Ground), and you would see dozens of fools walk right by and go into the Subway across the street.

I used to live two blocks from Deli 38 - they made great sandwiches. I had a crush on the Italian woman who worked there as well.

Fast Food Chain: Subway

56
I'm genuinely surprised, I would think PRF'ers would have better taste.

There is nothing unique, interesting or even good about Subway (or Quizno's for that matter)

The bread is spongy, tasteless shit. Even the "varieties" (Italian Sawdust, Parmesan Sprinkle and Whole Wheat Kill-yourself) are void of character and taste.
They use shredded iceberg lettuce.
The tomatoes are FUCKING HORRIBLE even in the summertime.
The meats taste like grade D dog food poured into molds and sliced.

I guess if you are trying to lose weight, you could eat this shit.


Quiznos, for the record, while being maybe 1% better, is 75% more expensive and their dressings and sauces taste horrible- not to mention every person who makes a sandwich at Quizno's feels the need to drizzle pounds of mayo, "eye-talian" goopy dressing and mustard all over the sub like it's a fucking bukkake sandwich or something. Disgusting. At Quiznos, even if the ingredients were remotely good, you would not be able to really taste them on top of the horrid condiment party in your mouth.


CRAP CRAP CRAP!

Fast Food Chain: Subway

57
Sick ass cafeteria shit.
The food equivalent of sweatpants.

Vile.
Understandable for long haul truckers and students.

Everyone else, fuck you. Why would you abuse your mouth like that? Your mouth that is the intake receptable of bolognese, St. Andre, reuben sandwiches, Prosecco and sausage? And the outtake receptacle of "fuck you" and "shut up". Your mouths should be taken away and given to people who need them.
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Fast Food Chain: Subway

59
itchy mcgoo wrote:The food equivalent of sweatpants.

Beautiful.

Subway would possibly be acceptable if you found yourself hundreds of miles from the nearest Italian. Given how many Italians there are these days, you don't really have an excuse.

Subway opened an outlet around the corner from my house, much to the consternation of the local hipsters. I wasn't worried as there are multiple vastly better and cheaper sources for sandwiches and the basic components of sandwiches within a radius of three blocks or so. A year later the shithole is limping along, supported more or less exclusively, so far as I can determine, by students at the nearby school for mentally disturbed and retarded kids.

Never more than two people in the joint at any given time. Ass.

Fast Food Chain: Subway

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itchy mcgoo wrote:Sick ass cafeteria shit.
The food equivalent of sweatpants.


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'laundromats? Does she like them or hate them?'
'I have no idea but you know it's gonna be good either way'
'Can I watch it at your pad? I'll bring some beer...'
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