Chen KENichi:

The feeling derived from a newly acquired, and fully broken in, set of high-quality loudspeakers.

JB: The feeling derived from a newly acquired, and fully broken in, set of high-quality loudspeakers that you are listening to WHILE POSTING THE 500TH KENNY REPLY.

JW: The feeling derived from a newly acquired, and fully broken in, set of silicone girlfriend breasts.

Ken-L-Ration this, my bitches:

The feeling derived from buying a "broken" Sovtek head for $20, only to discover the only problem, upon peering into the chassis, is a single, solitary fried plate resistor that took you exactly 30 seconds to diagnose because it was brown and melty-looking.

geiginni wrote:

Chris G wrote:Farting in an empty elevator at work, only to have the car stop at the next floor. A hot, hot young lady walks in. Also, your fart smells horrible.

JB: Said hottie is one of those bizarre souls that is, unbelievably, "turned on" by such things, and she propositions you on the spot. You, subsisting on a diet that leans heavily toward Mexican, beer, and legumes, are in for the hottest tryst of your life with this strangely kinky gal.

Apologies - I MUST DECLARE SHENANIGANS - there is no friggin' way you can justify that as being "just better", when in fact that is INFINITELY better...

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K-E-N-N-Y, and Kenny was his name-O:
Busting on or complaining about another person's Kenny.

Chris G wrote:Ken-L-Ration this, my bitches:

The feeling derived from buying a "broken" Sovtek head for $20, only to discover the only problem, upon peering into the chassis, is a single, solitary fried plate resistor that took you exactly 30 seconds to diagnose because it was brown and melty-looking.

JB : The feeling derived from buying a "broken" Sovtek head for $20, only to discover the only problem, upon peering into the chassis, is a single, solitary bag of kind buds has fallen inside and knocked a wire loose.

JW : The feeling derived from buying a "broken" Sovtek head for $20, only to discover the only problem, upon peering into the chassis, is a single, solitary capacitor has been converted to a nest by a pack of very aggressive bees

Just worse for those who insist it must be *just* worse, and not exageratedly worse to be more amusing... The feeling derived from buying a "broken" Sovtek head for $20, only to discover that the power transformer is shot, but other than that everything looks okay.

kenny - it's what you crave!

extended periods with few or no days that aren't thickly overcast.

toomanyhelicopters wrote:kenny - it's what you crave!

extended periods with few or no days that aren't thickly overcast.

just better = the way bowling is kind of fun, but you always seem to lose interest about halfway through the match, unless you are having the game of your life

just worse = for the entire duration of a several hour drive it is raining, not hard enough that you can have your windshield wipers always on, but also not light enough that you can have your windshield wipers always off, and none of the intermittent settings are getting the job done to your satisfaction either


Please, kenny:

- a healthy, fully-capable male who simply prefers to pee sitting down

stackmatic wrote:Please, kenny:

- a healthy, fully-capable male who simply prefers to pee sitting down

jb: a healthy, fully-capable male who simply prefers to eliminate both urine and/or feces while sitting down, but by straddling the toilet in reverse with both knees locked under the water tank.

jw: a healthy, fully-capable female who simply prefers to drop a deuce in a men's upright commode, for the cleansing bidet-like waterfall available upon flushing.


For me would you please pass Kenny:

Experiencing a soul-crushing sense of bladder pressure in the early 90's, as you wait in the lobby of a health-service facility to take a piss test, because you have consumed a gallon of water treated with piss-cleanser due to the fact that you just had to pull gravity bongs prior to attending that incredible TAR show the previous weekend.

stackmatic wrote:- a healthy, fully-capable male who simply prefers to pee sitting down

Just Better: A healthy, fully-capable male whose favorite recording artist is Jackson Browne.
Just Worse: A healthy, fully-capable male who of his own volition orders an "appletini", "chocolate kiss" or any other ridiculous variation on the martini theme.

Bonus negative points if this spritzer proceeds to sip his Holly Hobbie martini over the next one-half hour. Martinis are meant to be drunk quickly, people!

Kenny: The fact that I have come into varying measures of contact with the following people over the course of my life: Ralph Showers, Drew Semen, Harry Bush, Delia Poon, Suk Fun Kwan and Misty Hyman.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote: Kenny: The fact that I have come into varying measures of contact with the following people over the course of my life: Ralph Showers, Drew Semen, Harry Bush, Delia Poon, Suk Fun Kwan and Misty Hyman .

Great Scott! The Bradley R.W. has had some experiences. Let's hope he writes a song about this.

Anyhoo:

JB: Coming into contact with Ralph Showers, Drew Semen, Harry Bush, Delia Poon, Suk Fun Kwan and Misty Hyman -- with photographic evidence.

JW: Catching your parents fucking while listening to and singing along with the Eagles' "Peaceful Easy Feeling" -- with photographic evidence.

Here's a weird one. Don't be chicken:

Finding a ghost in a jar.

Chris G wrote:

Here's a weird one. Don't be chicken:

Finding a ghost in a jar.

just better: finding a vampire in a water cress salad

just worse: finding a yeti in yr toliet


kenny: time travel

the Classical wrote:kenny: time travel

JB: Attaining a Godlike control of the relationship between matter and energy, and manipulation thereof.

JW: Astral Projection

(as an aside: I would never want to effect change to the past, but travel recording significant moments in time, and providing them to the public as clarification of "how things really went down". Also: recording significant musical performances lost to time....i.e. Premiere of "Rite of Spring", Zappa at Whiskey A GoGo, King Crimson's first gig, etc....ad nauseum)

....killed Kenny, you Bastards.....

People walking and eating at the same time (a'la Taste of Chi, etc....)

the Classical wrote:kenny: time travel

jb: Superheroes

jw: Atlantis

The Classical wrote:

Chris G wrote: Here's a weird one. Don't be chicken:

Finding a ghost in a jar.

just better: finding a vampire in a water cress salad

just worse: finding a yeti in yr toliet

This is very funny!




I will repeat this proposed Kenny from earlier:

Mr.Chimp done wrote:For me would you please pass Kenny:

Experiencing a soul-crushing sense of bladder pressure in the early 90's, as you wait in the lobby of a health-service facility to take a piss test, because you have consumed a gallon of water treated with piss-cleanser due to the fact that you just had to pull gravity bongs prior to attending that incredible TAR show the previous weekend.