1. Can Of Nuts With Furry Snake
2. Santa's Boyfriend
3. Jesus Hosed Down The Ceiling

Squib
Can't
Ductile/Brittle Transition

1. eating with teeth of aluminum foil

2. it’s infected

3. lasers for eyes, swords for arms, wheels for feet, I win

1. Squirming in a Hostile Element
2. Moving the Punch Buttons
3. Too Scared to Play for Real Money


(since I missed about a week, let me add another 3)


1. Ignorant of Strategy
2. Mesmerized by the Hopelessness of Logic
3. Reinventing God and Animals


p.s. Balled Up Around the Hollow Orgasm (this would most likely be a name reserved for a performace art/heavy metal crossover troupe)





All band names distilled from Steven Jesse Bernstein's "The Sport"

Mortal Wombat
Out My Pee Hole
Mentally Resmarted

Tired Of Being Black
Special Night For A Special Lady
Up Yr Phuck

1. Landlocked Oceanographers

2. Jaywalking For Change

3. "B" Is For "Bradley"

covert wrote:Squib
Can't
Ductile/Brittle Transition

"Can't" is a really good band name.

It's a really good band name that someone else already thought of.

You may be eliminated from the game for this, but I will let Bradley R. Weissenberger decide.

V.J.A.J.

Skid On Cripples
Spunkhammer MD
Negro Wheelchair

Jump The Love Gun

Pass the Butter....I'm Burning

My Youth Hath Gone to Waste Post Haste