Where's the best place in a room to stand if you're cold?In the corner, because they're 90 degrees.

Anthony Flack wrote:They say that too much screen time is bad for a child's development, but I don't know... they used to say the same thing about reading Mad Magazine and that never did me any harm.Is this a fold in? I'm not getting it.

the finger genius wrote:Anthony Flack wrote:They say that too much screen time is bad for a child's development, but I don't know... they used to say the same thing about reading Mad Magazine and that never did me any harm.Is this a fold in? I'm not getting it.they always do that weird bolding

The last mathematician apologises and says "Sorry, I never touch alcohol myself. I'm asymtotal."

MJongo wrote:An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a beer. The second one asks for half of a beer. The third one asks for a quarter of a beer. The fourth one asks for an eighth... "All right, that's enough!" the bartender interrupts, "Here's two beers -- you should know your limits!"So bad/good!

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a beer. The second one asks for half of a beer. The third one asks for a quarter of a beer. The fourth one asks for an eighth... "All right, that's enough!" the bartender interrupts, "Here's two beers -- you should know your limits!"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?He wiped his ass.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?Ten-ish

JohnnySomersett wrote:What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?Ten-ishKerbeled.= JustinPS - Good joke, though.

Three guys are out hiking up a mountain and the ground gives way and they all fall off a cliff and land on a ledge. It's a 500 foot drop and there's no way to climb back up, and the ledge starts to crumble, giving them only a few minutes before they drop to their death. One guy says, "there's an old legend about this mountain, that if you jump off the mountainside and say the name of an animal, you will turn into that animal. If we're going to fall anyway, we may as well try it." They all agree to try. The first man jumps and says "eagle!" and lo and behold, he turns into an eagle and flies away to safety. The second man jumps and says "condor!" and again, he turns into a condor and flies away to safety. The third man gets ready to jump but slips on some gravel and loses his footing and as he tips over the edge says "oh, shit!" and he turns into a poop and falls to the ground.This was a really popular joke when I was in 1st grade.