tmidgett wrote:person who always talk about never to watch tv and how great to read the book etc., but who watch tv with great amazement when s/he is around it

person who is 'vegetarian,' but who is always to eat the meat off someone's plate anyway!

person who is 'nonsmoker,' but is always with the 'can i have a drag? do you have a cigarette?' all the time!

Geiginni take-a great pleasure to rank-a for you:

Person who is 'nonsmoker' is first of number. She may no addicted, eh, but want a cigarette from-a ragazzo with wishing for the death whe she out on town. She no smoke any the other time. Is not so bad, OK? All the time is much the worse.

Person who is 'vegetarian' is next. Is person type who make-a me laugh. You 'vegetarian' person - with the rhetoric, and the underarms that go unshaved, and the bottled loathing of malo self for being humano and consuming life for the sustaining life. Eh, but you want-a the meat now, and some-a day you have-a the kids and the SUV and you eat a fahgina lonza di maiale of the pig. Haha!

Person who claim televisione to never watch, but then to watch when in the room - you are the lowest y last. You no have wings like fly, eh? You no make the buzzing sound, eh? You, no eyes made up-a the segments and green, eh? Then why you fahgina drawn to light-a the televisionne when it is on here? You, with the power of will to claim it so malo, but can no keep from the magic light-a that draw you. Stupid-a, that-a what you is. Go to home and read-a the 'mother jones' where you not distracted by the light - fahgina hypocrite you is!


Now, you to make-a the rank for Geiginni:
-rimjob
-rimshot
-shot o' Jagermeister

Es buono, no?
-Ciao

Bellissima!

Just-a today I am finding, in bella newspaper "Il Onione", this is so good for learning of the American news, all the time I am reading it, is helping me to learn of America so much.

Any-way, I look and I am finding a story, they are writing this, about shit guy we are talking about! Guy without tellevisione, and being so proud about this!

I make a sausage link for you, please:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/doesn ... ision.html

Now, you to make-a the rank for Geiginni:
-rimjob
-rimshot
-shot o' Jagermeister

Es buono, si! Except you make afun of the vegetariano. Russino and myself no lika these, but it make a-me laughing when you say to buy the SUV. I buy the Subaru Forrester this weekend! You gotta my number, rigatzi! But I no eat the meat all the time now, so, ees okay.

Okay, I make a da rank fuh you:

1. Rimjob. Ees so easy to make a this numero uno. Reznannini love a tongue in he's ass. It remind him of the time he first get his rimjob, he pretty faghina happy guy! Since these time, he often wish for these to be the case during sex time, and he never atake these for the granted.

2. Rimshot. I no really like rimshot too much. It pretty stupido, and it no even close to rimjob. But I will say these, if it used with appropriately, out of the context, perhap, at work with the serious guy, then it can be a little the funny.

3. For Reznannini, he no like a the Jagermeister since age 19. He cannot because he drink so much every weekend he vomit uncontrolled and he hate that flavor stupidicimo!!!! So much he hate!!!! Faghyou liquid licorice bastard taste!! I love a-Tequila though.





Please to rank 80s wrestlers:

The Iron Sheik
Kerry "Modern Day Warrior" Von Erich
Junkyard Dog

brad! these woman thing, i rank of them, now

this is very tough rank of things that are easy number threes in most rank!

ok....

sarah mclachlan--no, un momento, per favore!! sarah mclachlan. she is maybe...a little cute, like a cute girl who would have been a little too into choir in high school. and...and...she has one song that i kind of like...kind of. i like it maybe 1/3 as much as 'i'm with you' by the avril lavigne. so this is not so much to say i like it, as that i admire its musical content. something about an angel and the angel, s/he will hold you and be nice to you, don't cry everything is ok, the angel will soothe on your sufferings, etc. it's...ok. kind of. so number one!!!!! to the canadeeun!! canadienne? anyway...

'sex in the city,' she is not a good tv show. i have seen her maybe twice. to listen so much to self-obsessions of neurotic new yorkers, this is difficult to take. i can maybe take it in some woody allen movies, sometimes. but by and large (this is good english phrase, 'by and large'!) i don't CARE ABOUT THEM so much. but these are women, and women are beautiful, though i don't think sarah jessica parker is beautiful...is she a woman? anyway, big second place for you, tv show!

martha stewart, she go to jail? no. but maybe she will embrace her inner dyke anyway! her magazine, she is about the good things, which is to say things that are bullshits peripheralia of modern WASP life! i do not care, as a fake italian from the city. so fahg this, is number three.

Mr. Chimp wrote:Rank three out of five once-relevant then produced smarmy ballad musicks in the 80's & 90's Rockstars!!

Phil Collins!!
Elton John!!
Billy Joel!!
Sting!!
Eric Carmen!!

Signore Scimpanze, I will make again of this Rank, for she is Rank of subtle pleasure and complexity. And she has been long week, so I indulge to make of this Rank.

Eric Carmen: This guy, he once made of beauty like the "Go All The Way", "I Wanna Be With You" and "Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)" with the so great Raspberries (di Cleveland!). These all important song to me of influence on my brain and to drum this way! Then he to leave Raspberries and he to make no so good "All By Myself" and "Never Gonna Fall In Love Again", but I to say, hey, okay, this guy, he try to make the sensitive for to meet the beautiful woman. Then he is to make of some horror like the "Hungry Eyes" or the "Make Me Lose Control" (is good title, for song is to make me lose control of stomach and intestini!). So he is no so good now, but if you were guy in the Raspberries, you are okay by me! NUMBER ONE!!!

Phil Collins: Is so much my initial brain to say, "FAHG THIS GUY ALL THE WAY BACK TO HARD DAY'S NIGHT!" But then I am to say, hey, Bradley R. Weissenberger, maybe you make so honest brain for this thing. So I say, hey, okay, brain. Maybe I like so much the "In The Air Tonight". I am also to like the "Abacab" and "Misunderstanding". And I am to love the "Easy Lover" song with Philip Bailey! Sure, he make of some nonsense like the "Illegal Alien" (which is so much scary title to me!) and "I Can't Dance" and "Sussudio" and "Don't Lose My Number". But maybe if I am to be honest with brain, he and his terrible big face records of pussiness maybe give small smile of some part of my life. Is foolish thing to say, but is true! And at least is not Sting! NUMBER TWO!!!

Billy Joel: He is maybe disaster like Andrea Doria or Achille Lauro. RIP, Leon Klinghoffer! But he has two song that I think are maybe okay, the "Movin' Out" and the "Allentown". Both so funny to me like he try to be Italian "our thing" guy and then he try to be Vietnam soldier coal miner guy! Is no true! Billy Joel, you make of a bad piano sound, but is to get you the warmth of the embrace of Christie Brinkley, bazilliones of the lire, and a vacation to play your piano IN THE RED SQUARE OF MOSCOW WITH 15 MILLION OF THE PEOPLES! Hey, I am never to do these thing, so maybe you know better than me. But I no think so. Number three for you, silly old Piano Man.

Hey! Is Friday! So is PARTY TIME!

"Get The Party Started" by Pink!
"Party Up (Up In Here)" by DMX!
"It's My Party" by Lesley Gore!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Hey! Is Friday! So is PARTY TIME!

"Get The Party Started" by Pink!
"Party Up (Up In Here)" by DMX!
"It's My Party" by Lesley Gore!

I love for to have beautiful parties! this rank she is beautiful!

okay we go here!

"It's My Party" by Lesley Gore, oh bella cry, cry, cry, it is yr party, you go right head and ball yr head clean off! this song is not so bad, no, more I think, I think this song is good. No, this song, she is faghina great! Also, for me I am at the store of records? no and I see the lesley gore albums andit comes to me "Lesley Gore that sound like the name for actress of porno cinemas"! So this rank numero uno for having name like-a porno star!

"let's Get this Party Started" by Pink, my wife, mrs the classical, she for the past yr, she wear so much pink it drive crazy! Everyday I come home "Classical, you look at the pink purse I bought" or "You like my new pink hat?" pink all the faghina time! But this Pink, no color, this Pink the singer! this song, she okay, I hear maybe, nine hundred times, I still think is not so bad. Also this Pink, not the color, she have kinda of weird body, her torso, howyousay, look like man's? Is strange no? Okay but Two in rank

"Party Up(Up in Here)" by DMX, "Up in here/Up in here" that's all I remember from this song and it for always getting in my head and becoming the stuck there. I don't even understand what it means! "up in here"? where "here"? I no know where you are! You are "up"? This song it confuse me! Also I fear DMX he the sort of guy, he punch you for no good reason, no reason at all he punch you and then he cry. You see DMX cry, he seem to cry a lot, maybe for DMX life is no great party all the time, maybe he like Lesley Gore, his party and he cry if want! You cry DMX! Cry! Like the song of the Birthday Party! But yr song it rank third, punch, cry or no!

okay!

I love you!

electrons wrote:Please to rank 80s wrestlers:

The Iron Sheik
Kerry "Modern Day Warrior" Von Erich
Junkyard Dog

This-a proposel of rank she tremble the awesome from me: the good times of youngness in 80's of the grappling on the televisor, and the bad that I have the small remembering of detail.

So I make rank on hair-style!


The Iron Sheik Him with glorious lack of hair! Him have upper lip that claim world title of Iron Sheik-head hair growth! He battle many many times with partner of Russian who I cannot recall! Internet reminds me that this Mr. Iran Iron Sheik won first ever Battle Royale! An accomplishment of Large Not Smalls! Him fight my favorite wrestler name of all time - Gorilla Monsoon!!! WTF?! This name she so with the greatness! Ah yes, Nicolai Volkoff! Him and Sheik fight the Sgt. Slaughter! Sgt. Slaughter have own GI Joe figure of proportion dimentia!

Junkyard Dog He have the short curly crop with matched face-beard. Unfortunatemente, he has the RIP. Him also with the spectacular event of birth-naming as Sylvester Ritter and of reportedly good-heart man, Chimpanzo youthful remember a particular visual of strut to the thump of the Queen song of the scary Freddy Mercury face bigness. Also Sylvester wore the chains! Literal or figurative?? What a big question from the man of grapple to the young of American proto-fake Italian! Thank you JYD!!

Kerry "Modern Day Warrior" Von Erich Him the biggest sibling of the Von Erich family singing grapplers. Also with most hippie locks. Son of man of giant grapple name, Von Erich, Sr. he make-a the boys with the practice of throwing men day after day after day. Him of the five wrestling brothers, one, no two of the RIP, KVE he wrestle with leg fakeness after auto accident! He also make the RIP to himself with the lead sandwich at 33 years. three of five, sadness and hurt. Beating the Jerry Lawler marry two wrestling champ titles, like drinking Coke mixed with Pepsi!! Please, you must have the viewing of this!!


Hey guy! I just remember for first time in 18 years my favorite wrestler the MISSING LINK!!! Fahgninay!!


Hi! Rank the extra times for me and you!!

Leap Year Extra Day!
Halloween 13th Hour (savings of daylight)!
Setting clocks ahead 15 minutes!

Geiginni find pleasure to make rank-a for you:

Setting clock ahead 15 minutos - she is numero uno. What it matter to me, eh. The clock she is ahead, but Geiginni still 15 minutos behind. Geiginni now 15 minutos early every time. Geiginni look like the real, how-you-say, go-getter now. And the fifteen minutos, she only of meaning to clock of atoms in Fort Collins, Italia, no? In-a the old world, we just-a to set the clock con alba, si?

Halloweeni extra hour es numero due. Geiginni now hour ahead, but hour behind. Is no longer the go-getter, eh? Is so tired now, with the sun dissapear when to leave the office.

Leap year day - she is far last. Febbraio is the month of the year with so much dreary. Is so depressing to Geiginni - so he look forward to end of Febbraio, but the end not come on day 28! There is day of 29! Geiginni not need this day of extra waiting. Look forward to Marzo, and no to more of these-a white shit.





Now to make rank for Geiginni, and these one-a fun. To make-a the rank of you to sleep with celebrity, but to get V.D. from celebrity too....

-Paris Hilton: Warts

-The twins of Olson: Syphillis

-Courtney Love: Scabies





Ciao,
Geiginni

this is beautiful and hideous rank

olsen/syph, this i take for number one. for olsen twins, they have become women in an ok ways. and they are two people. and two women, this is so great to think, of to tell your friends it has happened. reality, i dunno if it is so great, but maybe! good story, the best story if this happens. and now they can cure syph with shots of medicine! no more to die, like friedrich nietschzhzhche, who had said 'marriage is a long conversation' even though his one time to sex was a whore who gave him fatal case of the syph!!!!! so syph, she is not so gross, and forever you can say 'i got the syph one time, from one of the olsen twins, not sure which.'

hilton/warts. the warts, they are lumpy and hard, and they would be so the unsightly to make on your special place of love. paris hilton, however i do not think she is so cute, at least i am so much more the confident i could make myself to be a performing manhood than if i were to make a close encounter with courtney's love. so this is distant second place. also: everyone has to see her naked, unlike olsen twins, so is almost like 'who cares? you make a love to paris hilton? who has not? and she gave you warts....of course she did!'

love/scabies, LAST for many reasons. b/c i would have to get this from a female rape, number one. number two, b/c the female rape would be of her to make rubbing on my uncooperative parts. number three, it would be always to tell everyone 'oh yeah, i am one of the ten million guy who has to get scabies from the c.lo. and i could not the up to get it, for the time i got scabies for nothing.' so LAST LAST!!!! i would rather to make love to a household pet, please.
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ranq!

eggplant
robert plant
"planet claire" by the b52s

I have maybe some-a thoughts for this rankings:

1. Eggplant: So much of this I am eating, is almost of the embarrassment. Is essample most classico, is this eggplant, of the something when bambino you are not liking, but as grown machismo man, you are so much liking! On a pizza, si! In the parmigianna, si! In the how you say, ba-ba gannoshhiaitti from the Meedle Eastern peoples, oh si! And is such pretty purple colore! Bella, bella. Please, you are first.

2. Planet Claire, B-52s: This-a song, it has-a nice-a spirit I am thinking. I am making some smiles for it. The man is singing who maybe is liking the other mans for the times of the amore, that faghnia guy, I will to be having smiles for him, is good-a guy! Maybe is surprising ranking choice I am making, but please to sit in the middles, Planet Claire!

3. Robert Plant: With this man, I have-a, how you are saying, a conflict. I am no sure how much I am liking him! Is no easy! No! So many time, I am thinking of self, "the Zeppelegrinos, they are so much of perfection, but singing man is not! Is trying maybe for liking 'the blues', but is so much the top, is over this! And is singing about these things, they are like to be in the Dungeon and the Dragon! I am not caring so much for this!" But more lately, I am making my peace with Roberto. Maybe, is not deserving so much the last, but in this place he is! But I am having maybe regrets of this!

To try this or for not:

-Breck Girl
-Beck's Bolero
-The Canyonero