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a haha one time my dad took only me to mcdonalds and he let out this little fart right before walking in like a whistle and i'm cracking up and i'm telling everybody my dad just farted and he gives me this shitty high five of a slap on the butt and i look at him hurt like hey that's my step dad.. that's the

and he busted into tears and was asking for happy meals

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I prank called the pizza shop my partner runs and berated some stoner asking why they were open normal business hours on Memorial Day. “Do you NOT support the troops?!”

Five minutes later the stoner called the bar and tried to get me on one but no dice, kid.

i remember watching the vh1: behind the music about weird al when the video shows weird al in a tuxedo on the red carpet and the voice over says "weird al doesn't do drugs.. if he did, he'd be normal" and the video is weird al picking up his own leg and putting it over his head and he starts hopping on one foot for the red carpet cameras