Mandroid2.0 wrote:Sometimes there's nothing like the good old fashioned Biblical plagues for extracting vengeance.

Back when I when I was married, I was this close to salting the front lawn of the neighbour lady. I was going to shoot for either a pentagram or else Hello Kitty's fact.

Damn, where were all of you when I told the cunty ass sorority bitches I worked with during my internship to fuck off forever. Worst clinical rotation ever, thanks to my no-NOT-highschool-level, COLLEGE-level ex-cheerleader coworkers.

Ended today. Ah-men!

dontfeartheringo wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

dontfeartheringo wrote:

Rachi wrote:Handed in my resignation today

Kick ass!

Now, release a live possum at work. The fun never ends.

Locusts work well, actually.

+1

Even better.

Ha thanks for the ideas, na I have a feeling the company is going to go belly up and I can earn more money before my trip overseas landscaping.

Live Possums! na just a week old dead one where they won't find it, like in the AC vents!!! hahahahaha

tocharian (and the rest of the forum), I am always here for you when it comes to the design and crafting of creative vengeance methods.

I once used my roommate's toothbrush to scrub the gunk off the underside of our toilet bowl. I never told her, but there was a certain sense of satisfaction that would wash over me anytime I'd hear her brushing her teeth.

Took a final in Intro to Music today which I am pretty sure I aced (knock on wood).

Also listening to the Smiths, liking it, and wondering where my balls flounced off to.

Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.

honeyisfunny wrote:Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.

Happy Birthday!

It gets easier after the big three-o. Honest.

honeyisfunny wrote:Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.

Shut it, Grandad!

honeyisfunny wrote:Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.

Speak up sonny, I can't hear you.

And get off my fucking lawn.

i didn't slept well last night, and without a shirt. now i have a cold and i feel like crap overall.
and it's summer. fuck.

honeyisfunny : happy birthday.