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Little details from your day

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:37 pm
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
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Little details from your day

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:41 pm
by tocharian_Archive
Mandroid2.0 wrote:Sometimes there's nothing like the good old fashioned Biblical plagues for extracting vengeance.

Back when I when I was married, I was this close to salting the front lawn of the neighbour lady. I was going to shoot for either a pentagram or else Hello Kitty's fact.


Damn, where were all of you when I told the cunty ass sorority bitches I worked with during my internship to fuck off forever. Worst clinical rotation ever, thanks to my no-NOT-highschool-level, COLLEGE-level ex-cheerleader coworkers.

Ended today. Ah-men!

Little details from your day

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:54 pm
by Rachi_Archive
dontfeartheringo wrote:
Mandroid2.0 wrote:
dontfeartheringo wrote:
Rachi wrote:Handed in my resignation today


Kick ass!

Now, release a live possum at work. The fun never ends.


Locusts work well, actually.


+1

Even better.


Ha thanks for the ideas, na I have a feeling the company is going to go belly up and I can earn more money before my trip overseas landscaping.

Live Possums! na just a week old dead one where they won't find it, like in the AC vents!!! hahahahaha

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:04 pm
by Mandroid20_Archive
tocharian (and the rest of the forum), I am always here for you when it comes to the design and crafting of creative vengeance methods.

I once used my roommate's toothbrush to scrub the gunk off the underside of our toilet bowl. I never told her, but there was a certain sense of satisfaction that would wash over me anytime I'd hear her brushing her teeth.

Little details from your day

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:06 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Took a final in Intro to Music today which I am pretty sure I aced (knock on wood).

Also listening to the Smiths, liking it, and wondering where my balls flounced off to.

Little details from your day

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:50 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.

Little details from your day

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:52 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
honeyisfunny wrote:Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.


Happy Birthday!

It gets easier after the big three-o. Honest.

Little details from your day

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:13 am
by daniel robert chapman_Archive
honeyisfunny wrote:Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.


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Shut it, Grandad!

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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:23 am
by burun_Archive
honeyisfunny wrote:Today is my first day as a 30-something.

Young people: fuck you.

Speak up sonny, I can't hear you.

And get off my fucking lawn.

Little details from your day

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:33 am
by Benny_Archive
i didn't slept well last night, and without a shirt. now i have a cold and i feel like crap overall.
and it's summer. fuck.

honeyisfunny : happy birthday.