mattw wrote:'driving' (Smog)
'drive' (REM)
'drive' (CARS)

This Rank, I make her.

"Drive" by R.E.M.: Okay, for last time -- R.E.M. is SPECIAL NUMBER ONE BAND TO ME!!! This song, so great to be like David Essex "Rock On", but to be beautiful and sad and so much the angry! And with the orchestra of John Paul Jones! Hey! So great! NUMBER ONE, you fahgina guys from Athens, Georgia! I love you! Now put out new record!

"Driving" by Smog: Wtf? Am I to be in automobile and watch the fireworks IN THE RAINS? This is idea of so brilliant! Salut, Mr. Smog! You have made so many the great record with so many the beautiful songs and record pictures ("Hey, Call the Doctor!", "The Red Apple is Falling"). You would be so many times the number one, but the R.E.M., they would even to defeat my NONNA!!! So Smog and Nonna, NUMBER TWO!!!

"Drive" by The Cars: Benjamin Orr! You made one of so great rock music records, "Meet The Cars"! So great! But this "Drive", she is so much the nonsense. We will forget about the "Drive" because she makes me sad like your cancers to kill you. But you will live forever with the "Let's Go" and the "Just What I Needed"! And so great, maybe you die to prevent embarrassing reunion of The Cars! So sad that you are to die, Signore Orr, but grazie for the so great rock music! Salut!

Now Rank!

Apollo 11 moon landing (assume is REAL THING!!!)
D-Day invasion in June 1944!
"Citizen Kane"!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
Apollo 11 moon landing (assume is REAL THING!!!)
D-Day invasion in June 1944!
"Citizen Kane"!

D-day - only for the moon man make it not ever if the Nazi bitch makes world his filthy whore, not for D-Day - he is eating lead!

Apollo 11 - real like I am a bird inside - to make flying with my inside, but in my head types. You know?

Citizen Kane - family ruin glamour, always:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... ype=movies

Insert Rank this in you funhole:

Sword
Axe
Mace

i think everyone forget these beautiful rank of sr weissenberger, so i make her for you now:

first is the publicsimage limited! have you heard the 'metal box' and the 'romancing of the flowers'? i hear these fine rock music and cannot stop the watersworks? is this the correct? i have tears of the joy for this records. bella, bella. the 'first issues'? she has the moments of brilliant as well. no so much as these other two, though. the rest of these guys' record not so good. maybe a couple of the nice song here and there, but not so good overalls. i have this 'plastic box' and first four record (three mention above, and 'live for the paris springs'), and this is all that i need.

public enemy, she is the close second. maybe more consistent than the publicsimage, since all the record are at least "pretty good", but best moments of these guy, they are among best records the placeholder has heard! is true! the 'taking millions of the nation back', 'fear d'planeta nera', the '91 black striking apocalypse'. what can you do? these musics fill me with joy. BUT, you have no 'box of metal' or 'romance flowers', so, PEs, you are for #2 in this rank. any other rank, you are probably the #1! bless you chuck d, the flavor flav, the terminators x, the dancing karate-chop guys!

last of rank is the public execution. maybe this is deterrent or something, but i am not sure i believe this. maybe this is #1 rank if the puddle of mudd or the limps biscuit, or interpols, or glass candys are executed, but not the PIL or PEs!


you make these rank for me? it is very stupid, these bands rhyme! that is all!

bedhead

right said fred

my dad is dead

I think I've figured it out. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, Divorced him, married John Sunnunu, found out she was the late descendent of Chinese Emperor Yu Nu and starred in the musical version of the "Sha Na Na Story" it would read:

"Yoko Ono Bono Sunnunu Yu Nu in Sha Na Na"

Am I warm?

Faiz

I think I've figured it out. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, Divorced him, married John Sunnunu, found out she was the late descendent of Chinese Emperor Yu Nu and starred in the musical version of the "Sha Na Na Story" it would read:

"Yoko Ono Bono Sunnunu Yu Nu in Sha Na Na"

Am I warm?

Faiz

hey, placeholder! so much i have to do work today, but not now!

before i leave the company computer, i say to you:

bedhead, they were the great band of the 90s. this is the truth. you might say to yourselves, 'oh no, the great band was (insert band that was not the great band of the 90s here)!!!! tmidgetts, you are so wrong!! and what about (another band that was not the great band of the 90s, or probably even second place)???? comeon, you guy!' but time, she will show that i am right, for (band that was not the great band of the 90s), their music, while fine, will sound the dated music next to the bedhead. and (another band that was not the great band of the 90s, or second even!), no one will even remember how to spell their name. but bedhead--ah molto bellissima, eternal. so great. number one.

my dad is dead, this guy, he is/was pretty good! i have heard so many of these records, and they have some kind of crazy dork momentum, kind of appalachian dork torque, that make me like to hear them. as good as the bedhead? no. but good enough for the second place in this rank.

right said fred said they are too sexy for their shirt???? wtf???? these guys, i seen the video, they are not 'too sexy' for even a pair of dirty boxer shorts. i have no more else to be saying about them. LAST.
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ranqq!~

thelonious monk

grace jones and her music, which for the purpose of this rank we will define as 'androgynous funk'

the times darryl dawkins broke the glass backboards in basketball, executing what for the purpose of this rank we will define as 'felonious dunks'

Bands of rock with the names of numero:
Blink 182
Sum 41
Eve 6

This rank she was done but not to get the ranking, just to get rid of these the bads number bands. I am liking to rank these the number bands for you because these bands, she's a bad, but these numbers, she's a good.

Eve 6. You win. You're the number one band of the numbers. You music, she's okay. okay, so maybe not you music okay. but you name, she's a the reason for number one for you. because you name, she's the names for a person on the show of the x-files, and she's a crazy, crazy the person! you band names after a crazy person the x-files, you get number one for this. who do we kid, all three of these bands, we don't rank you for you music or we sit to cry for some times. we rank you for who you name your name froms.

Blink 182. You get number two for the numbers bands. you music, she's maybe kinda boring at most people. maybe the kids, they think you done something here, but the old kids, they know better. they know this band is in the 80's, oh maybe the 70's, which kid you gonna ask, and how old is the old kid? but you name, you name is blink and they make you change it. so then she's the blink 182. she's like turk 182. and you tell everybody, and you tell youself, the 182 she means nothing. you no tell people "i get the subconscious, she tell me like turk 182". so you don't even know you take the turk 182 and make the blink 182 from her. and turk 182 is thing you paint on the train in the old movie picture. so you get the number two number.

sum 41. you not so good. you drummer, with the singing about the abortion. you short singer with the hair like a crazy. all you string players, they all three with the jumping and turning like a crazy jump robot. with the timing the jumping together. this, she's no good. maybe if you were SR71 you get the number two because super spyplane is better than paint on a train. but you name is sum 41. all these internet, she is telling me, because i don't know this in my head and i look you up, she is telling me you get your name from you are forming a band on the 41 day of summer, 1996. this is for stupid naming. this is for you get last rank. bye bye sum 41! you win the lose!

somebody please take the ranking to here:

DLP
LCD
CRT

Geiginni to make the rank quickly:

DLP - From the Instruments of Texas company. You are bellissima technology. Not so fine as to the D-ILA, but to be a stong contender for the pictures strong and good, that-a not so pixilated like the LCD. You take-a three the DLP's and now you have to finest of pictures.

LCD - For the numero due you are the, how-you-say, bread and butter of displays. Not so as efficient as DLP, but better than CRT. Way fahgina better.

CRT - You are to the last, shit, ptoo! You are the fuzzy darkness. So piccolo of light. So much long time for to set up. Giant miserable box of the shit you are. The good of riddence to CRT. Ciao, CRT!

Geiginni only to relate these of three to displays of projection. You think-a "cinema di'casa", all bets off...

Now challenge to rank:

Triode, single-ended

Triode, class A P-P

Pentode, class AB P-P

MosFET, class AB P-P

Ciao,
-Geiginni

somebody please take the ranking to here:

DLP
LCD
CRT

www.acronymfinder.com says:
DLP - Democratic Labor Party
LCD - Low Carb Diet
CRT - Chihuahua Rescue and Transport

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Please Rank at your nearest convenience:

Tony Bennett
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