Jon Arnold wrote:
Please Rank at your nearest convenience:

Tony Bennett
Tony Danza
Tony Toni Tone

I am to rank the Antonios for my primera rank.

Tony Bennett - You are a decent singer, no? A crooner, perhaps? I am no very fond of such musica so I can't say for certain. But in the world of rank, with the fake Italian, it seems like you, a real Italian, have to be the number one.

Tony Danza - I am to work on a concept now and it is the fake Italian ranking the real Italians. You have acted on the television and often exaggerated the Italian for effect si? You play characters who are not supposed to be the same person but always act the same and always to be named Tony. For being worse at being a real Italian than Anthony Bennett you number two.

Tony Toni Tone - My concept she die here.

Rank the suggested activities:
Let me put my love into you.
Let's spend the night together.
Let's lynch the landlord.

I'll rank!

Let me put my love into you Hey, I think AC/DC is most ranked band on here, yes? But is ok! I think, putting the love into someone, is most beautiful of these ranks. Is an AC/DC love song, yes? Helping to cut the cake, is so of the romantic.

Let's spend the night together Is good to spend the night, but maybe not 100% guaranteed for the sessa- hey sometime, the love she come in colors, so number 2.

Let's lynch the landlord Hey my landlord, she not a bad girl-I think of Mr. Yow in 'thumbscrews' '..why he's been such a cock/cock! cock! cock!' maybe sometime, though, when maintenance is to wait for 3 months, time to call the landlord a cock.

rank! of the baldness!

yul brynner
bruce willis
ron howard (baseball cap don't fool me! you are bald!)

tmidgett wrote:ranqq!~

thelonious monk

grace jones and her music, which for the purpose of this rank we will define as 'androgynous funk'

the times darryl dawkins broke the glass backboards in basketball, executing what for the purpose of this rank we will define as 'felonious dunks'

Buon giorno, Mr. Ted! Is beautiful day for RANK!!!

Thelonious Monk: Hey! I have heard not so much of this guy! I am not so informing! But I like the life story of the people to think he is so crazy, the funny hats, and the people to think he is so crazy! Also, I like the story of "Oh! Hey! Look at revolutionary new guy who has BEEN AROUND FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS!" This is reaffirm my idea that people, they are so stupid. So like I say, I do not know so much of this guy, and who is to care about the jazz piano, but I like the crazy story of this guy. Number one, okay?

Felonious Dunks: Darryl Dawkins, he amuse all the people maybe two times with the basketballs destructions? So great. Even more to be funny, this guy, he is to calling himself "Chocolate Thunder" and he says he is from planet "Lovetron". These are things so crazy. And so funny, he skips the colleges so he can make so much of the money for family, then he spends all the money on hookers and cocaines! This is funny to me. John Lucas says salut! Number two!

Androgynous Funk: Who care? Maybe she in a James Bond movie because she look crazy. Maybe she do stupid "Demolition Man" song by The Police. Maybe she "sing" on Duran Duran side project Arcadia song called "Election Day". I am not to care about these things in any way. The number three of number threes.

Okay, Mr. Ted! I call your bet and RAISE YOU!!!

Tom Cruise serving Nicole Kidman with divorce papers only days before their ten year anniversary, which for the purpose of this Rank we will define as an "acrimonious dump"

Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony releasing the "S&M" record, which for the purpose of this Rank we will define as "philharmonious junk"

A four year old child getting into and drinking too much of the Robitussin cough syrups, which for the purpose of this Rank we will define as being "erroneously krunked"

brad! you have made correct order.

thelonious monk, i think he was a genius, for real, and he is to me the only good reason to listen to the piano being played in a modern jazz way. i say this knowing about the cecil taylor, andrew hill, etc. i say 'modern' to take out the bud powell etc. thelonious monk, he is master musician! riverside albums, these are 'the shit!'

ok so:

tom cruise and the divorce of his beautiful wife who is getting too skinny, i say this number one. for it take some serious hard balls to make this move. is nasty! almost as bad as phil collins to divorce wife by FAX!! so nasty a thing to do, and this man, he sues anyone who reveals that he is actually gay. come out of the closets, tom! is ok. gay is cool--not only does no one care in a bad way, but is cool!

metallica/michael kamen, this is second place. is terrible music! is terrible! is so bad! but is not to make a brain damage, if you take it off after less than ten minutes, unlik maybe the robo in the little child. so i rank second for this reason only!

4yr old robo dose, this is so crazy. what to be crunked up at age 4? do you eat nothing but cheeseburgers from mcdonald's the rest of your life, making slowed-down mix of music until you die at age 30 from enlarged heart?! is bad harbinger of things to come for this person, so i say last place! go to emergency, take some ipecac to puke with!

bomberz1qr20 wrote:
Rank:

people
people eating
people eating people

Nobody has make rank this - I for again the post to offer:

People
People eating
People eating people

tmidgett wrote:bedhead, they were the great band of the 90s. this is the truth. you might say to yourselves, 'oh no, the great band was (insert band that was not the great band of the 90s here)!!!! tmidgetts, you are so wrong!! and what about (another band that was not the great band of the 90s, or probably even second place)???? comeon, you guy!' but time, she will show that i am right, for (band that was not the great band of the 90s), their music, while fine, will sound the dated music next to the bedhead. and (another band that was not the great band of the 90s, or second even!), no one will even remember how to spell their name. but bedhead--ah molto bellissima, eternal. so great. number one.

tim, you make these rank perfecto! the bedheads, she is great band of the '90s to be certain. is very possible she is greatest band for all times. this is the true!

hey, and bomberz1qr20! i make the rank for you now. such the very heartbreak to see the rank left behind:

people eating people: she is number one for me. just this last night, i am watching the 'cannibal ferox' of umberto lenzi. she is so good! also the 'cannibal holocaust', 'ultimo mondo cannibale', 'mangiati vivi' are very much for the amusing! maybe i no so much like the be on, how you say, receivings end? i don't want these cannibale guys biting off my parts! but for the movie, she is good!

#2 is the peoples. some, they are ok, but most of them, cane dio! they are bothering to me most of the time. so people, in the generalissimo, you are the second in these ranq

last of rank is the people eating. these make me disgusted many the time. the smacking or mouth noise, the spilling! these is no good. so, people eating!

i have no rank for the making! what is the problem with me today?!

placeholder wrote:i have no rank for the making! what is the problem with me today?!

Hey Signore Placeholder! Is no problem! Signore bomberz1qr20 has OTHER GOOD RANK NO ONE HAS TO RANKED!!!

bomberz1qr20 wrote:Insert Rank this in you funhole:

Sword
Axe
Mace

Hey Signore bomberz1qr20! This Rank -- so great. But one thing. You are to make of a nightmare to me! You are so scary guy! The way you are to speak of a crazy computer language! The way that you make the picture of the man to choke of death! Also, you have crazy name! Signore bomberz1qr20, PLEASE NOT TO KILL ME!

Hallo! No time!! No time for Rank today!! I with the having of phagina heaps and loads of busy!! But this, a beautifulness to read in the stolen small gasps of Mr. Time:

tmidgett wrote:my dad is dead......they have some kind of crazy dork momentum, kind of appalachian dork torque

This, she of the phrase golden hewn turnings!!

I am but having the love like magpie for the glittering when I read!!

Bravissimo, don Midgetti!!

bomberz1qr20 wrote:

Insert Rank this in you funhole:

Sword
Axe
Mace

i take you challenge and make it my ice cream! you weapon no scare the helicopter! for now we fighting!

number one axe. this axe, she is sharp. she cuts, and she cuts, and she doesn't stop with the cutting. i chop off you head, you chop of my head, we all go home happy maybe having the drink. the axe, she is number one.

number two sword is the number two. she cuts off you head too, not getting me with the wrong, but when i tell you "i gonna chop off you head!", you know i mean with the axe. so the sword, she can chop off you head, she can chop off my head, we all get the drinking, but still she is not so known as the head chopping as she is the fancy sissy-boy statue of the general of napoleoning and these. the sissy-boy statue, she always use the sword, she no use the axe. so two are you the number.

three is mace. she no belong here! you no chop off the head with the mace! which mace a you mean anyhows? you mean the spray it in you eye mace? i no think so. this mace, she is pretty cool mace. but the mace you meaning for the ranks is the mama or papa to the baseball bat, si? the gonna hit you on the head? not chop off you head? three!

now if it is you gonna to do the ranking, i am telling you what is this ranking for the doing!

archetype
archie bunker
bunker buster

and here she is the other ranking for to make available, i put her a long time ago and nobody the touching her. please, to touch her!

pinebender
sonora pine
a minor forest

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

placeholder wrote:i have no rank for the making! what is the problem with me today?!

Hey Signore Placeholder! Is no problem! Signore bomberz1qr20 has OTHER GOOD RANK NO ONE HAS TO RANKED!!!

bomberz1qr20 wrote:Insert Rank this in you funhole:

Sword
Axe
Mace

Hey Signore bomberz1qr20! This Rank -- so great. But one thing. You are to make of a nightmare to me! You are so scary guy! The way you are to speak of a crazy computer language! The way that you make the picture of the man to choke of death!

Also, you have crazy name! Signore bomberz1qr20, PLEASE NOT TO KILL ME!

How would I want make killing inside of yours body?
I squeeze cannot the milk from killed person. Alive it is better in this.