Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I had one of slips/falls that tend to happen on ice.
Sadly, it was one of those "you can see yourself doing it as it happens and knowing it's gonna suck balls" events.
Anyway, I think I tore a muscle in my left elbow.

Sorry to hear you are busted up, CJM, but I admit that the very first question in my head upon reading this was whether or not you had a grocery bag with a gallon of milk in it...

Chicago probably makes that one blizzard look like frost though, huh.

Fuck today. Fuck this entire day. Fuck it in the ass.

1. 9am: I washed (and dried) my cell phone.
2. 10:30 am: fuck Verizon. Why don't they have any Nokia phones? Why is every phone there $250+ without a new contract?
3. 11:00am: fuck Avis.
4. 11:30am to 11:30pm: Fuck driving from Athens, GA to Washington Dc with NO CELL PHONE, IN THE GODDAMN POURING RAIN, IN A CAR HALF THE SIZE OF THE ONE I RENTED.

Fuck.

I did a poo shaped exactly like a seahorse.

I learned on EA chat that emmanuelle cunt is 6'2".

i just lost another job. i rule so hard.

Gareth, I saw one of your slabs of drone in Aquarius today. I didn't buy it, but I did take a bad picture of it on my phone.

I lost one of my gloves in Pops bar the other night and played and won 4 games of pool if not by default then by drunken skills.

I watched Two Lane Blacktop finally.

I had a nose around San Francisco General Hospital while on my walk this morning.

I don't want to go home.

dontfeartheringo wrote:Fuck today. Fuck this entire day. Fuck it in the ass.

1. 9am: I washed (and dried) my cell phone.
2. 10:30 am: fuck Verizon. Why don't they have any Nokia phones? Why is every phone there $250+ without a new contract?
3. 11:00am: fuck Avis.
4. 11:30am to 11:30pm: Fuck driving from Athens, GA to Washington Dc with NO CELL PHONE, IN THE GODDAMN POURING RAIN, IN A CAR HALF THE SIZE OF THE ONE I RENTED.

Fuck.

stop by and say hi if you feel so inclined. i'm on the way.

i applied for college.

the essay was to write page 87 of my autobiography. it could be as long as 32,000 words. no way will that fit on one page of any book.

that damned fly wrote:i applied for college.

the essay was to write page 87 of my autobiography. it could be as long as 32,000 words. no way will that fit on one page of any book.

Maybe if the font was this big.

lemur68 wrote:

that damned fly wrote:i applied for college.

the essay was to write page 87 of my autobiography. it could be as long as 32,000 words. no way will that fit on one page of any book.

Maybe if the font was this big.

maybe.