bradley R.Wiessenberger wrote

mrdfnle, you will be eliminated unless there is an excellent story (e.g., a tragic laboratory accident) behind "Caustic Natalie".

Sorry, It is just my reference to a 10000 Maniacs song I was embiggened with a long time ago. It is Scorpio Rising from the Wishing Chair.

Lyrics as well as I remember them:

Power
Dizzy with it's struggle
Detail
A chance for us to quarrel
Ruthless
Your not known for sutlety

Should I calm or restrain you?

Save the pity
Save the pistol
Save the cynic's tongue
Save the cool wide stare

And take me to an honest place and time.

I'm sorry. It's reality based.



P.s.

Actual lyrics:

Scorpio Rising
[ music: john lombardo & robert buck/lyric: natalie merchant ]


Power
Dizzy with it stumble
Detail
A chance for us to quarrel
Anger
My head is shaken violent

If I could calm or restrain you
For the sake of pity
Save the pistol
Save the cynics tongue
Save the cool white stare
And treat me to an honest face sometime

Amaze me now

1. Hey, Zeus!
2. itchy itchy rash
3. The Profuse Sweaters

I don't know if I was ever properly eliminated, so...

Scandally Clad

The Third Gradered

Eye Al Ready Told Ewe Wants, Donut Make Me Tell Ewe Eggin'

mrdfnle wrote:bradley R.Wiessenberger wrote

mrdfnle, you will be eliminated unless there is an excellent story (e.g., a tragic laboratory accident) behind "Caustic Natalie".

Sorry, It is just my reference to a 10000 Maniacs song I was embiggened with a long time ago. It is Scorpio Rising from the Wishing Chair.

Sorry, mrdfnle. The lack of combustible materials in your explanation is fatal to your cause.

Personally, I'm a big fan of cesium. An explanation that incorporated some reference to cesium would have worked for me.

mrdfnle, please introduce yourself to the fine folks of the consolation thread.

Cesium Crispies (snap, crackle, Kaboom!!!)
Cesium Shake (Two scoops of vanilla ice cream, 1/4 cup Cesium, blend)
Cesium Condoms (for a bang-up good time)
Cesium Cooler (eutectic mix of Cesium, potassium and sodium, 14.5% Cs, 57.5% K, 28% Na, melting point -78 degrees Celsius - the lowest melting metallic composition known. Bottoms up!!!

Well the real story is: I had a sister a sniffly bratty younger sister and we use to play this game called Houdini...

Damn! you got a big head

Yoga Messin's

Armydillo

1) Afro Pick the Band

2) Stung

3) The Dustin Diamond Urban Legend Experience

not sure if I'm allowed to continue or not, but here goes:

1. Picasso Puppy
2. The Piezoelectric Effect

and one I stole from the topic of a thread on this board by MajorEverettMiller

3. Too Fat for Medicine

-Curtis

Okay. Today's winners:

1. Hole Foods
2. Looziana Wading Pool
3. Gentile Ben

No eliminations.

Press on, pioneers -- and remember that silence = affirmation.

I think I've got the hang of it now:

Genital Ben

Sibling Revelry

Jive Tofurkey