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Little details from your day
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:59 am
by B_M_L_Archive
...and since he had to endure a day of jokes about his cavalier attitude, and Dogtanian, and such and soforth, he has taken the decison to shave it off tonight.
Shame.
It is a shame. The world needs more crazy 'taches.
Then again if he couldn't cope with the jokes maybe he didn't deserve the moustache. A moustache is not a right! it is a privilage that must be earned through humiliation.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:27 am
by AlBStern_Archive
Yesterday, I marinated some chicken for dinner. At around 6:00, I went out to light the grill. I turned on the gas and lit it up. I opened the lid and imagine my surprise when a mouse, not exactly on fire but definitely singed, scurried out and ran to safety. There was smoke coming from his tail. He was gone before I could even react.
I went inside and broiled the chicken instead.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:05 am
by ant man bee_Archive
Cranius wrote:Late last night I turned on the TV and there was a documentary, entitled Guys and Dolls, featuring men who have relationships with 'real-life' rubber sex dolls. The men interviewed were, for one reason or another, unable to form relationships with living girls.
One of the men, a 39 year-old factory worker from Virginia, owned two such dolls, which he'd unnervingly dressed as school girls. Both dolls looked a little worse for wear.
I couldn't fail to notice the Master of Puppets poster on the wall of his bedroom. This was an irony he was altogether oblivious to.
The terror of the line "a little worse to wear" is barely overshadowed by the irony of the master of puppets poster.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:12 am
by MTAR_Archive
today, my farts stink like holy hell.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:18 am
by burun_Archive
You know how every prison has "a guy who can get things"?
I am sort of that person for an ever-widening circle of people.
Today, I have been asked by three people so far to procure a
TMX Elmo.
I should have done what I did during the Furby craze and gone and bought a dozen of them, then reselling them at an inflated price.
Hmmm.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:07 pm
by Cranius_Archive
ant man bee wrote:Cranius wrote:Late last night I turned on the TV and there was a documentary, entitled Guys and Dolls, featuring men who have relationships with 'real-life' rubber sex dolls. The men interviewed were, for one reason or another, unable to form relationships with living girls.
One of the men, a 39 year-old factory worker from Virginia, owned two such dolls, which he'd unnervingly dressed as school girls. Both dolls looked a little worse for wear.
I couldn't fail to notice the Master of Puppets poster on the wall of his bedroom. This was an irony he was altogether oblivious to.
The terror of the line "a little worse to wear" is barely overshadowed by the irony of the master of puppets poster.
On the repair end of things:
There was also a guy who'd set up a small home-enterprise renovating the knackered dolls, which were shipped to him in crates.
We then watched him rout out a plastic vagina with a Phillips screwdriver, after declaring that it was 'shot to shit'.
Some people just need to be saved from themselves.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:22 pm
by Mike Greenlees_Archive
burun wrote:You know how every prison has "a guy who can get things"?
I am sort of that person for an ever-widening circle of people.
Today, I have been asked by three people so far to procure a
TMX Elmo.
I should have done what I did during the Furby craze and gone and bought a dozen of them, then reselling them at an inflated price.
Hmmm.
Why do you think you are the go-to person for TMX Elmo?
It was good to see you at The TG25 Thing, by the way. You are possibly the only person on this forum I spoke with during my brief stay.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:46 pm
by MTAR_Archive
Cranius wrote:
We then watched him rout out a plastic vagina with a Phillips screwdriver, after declaring that it was 'shot to shit'.
vile.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:15 pm
by burun_Archive
Mike Greenlees wrote:Why do you think you are the go-to person for TMX Elmo?
It was good to see you at The TG25 Thing, by the way. You are possibly the only person on this forum I spoke with during my brief stay.
I think it has something to do with my ability to get peacock feathers at 3 AM. Don't ask, you don't wanna know.
I enjoyed seeing you too, and your lovely kids (who did not seem to be into the Rock.)
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:26 pm
by the$inmusicisallmine_Archive
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:the$inmusicisallmine wrote:my fucking back hurts so much right now i could cry.
Try taking four ibuprofen every four hours. This worked much better than any precription painkillers I could get my hands on during my pre-surgery back fallout last year.
thanks, that has been reccomended to me by many others. sorry to say it does not seem to help much. i am taking 4 motrin before I go to bed, to help me get to sleep, but it does not seem to help much.
what seems to be helping is a massive dose of the chiropractic, and tincture of time. 4 days out and i can now get up from my desk with only a wince or two, compared to the brutal leg-numbing knee-buckling agony of Monday.
Fer fuck's sake, i'm only 40!