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Emergency Turban

Vocoder Death Rattle

Black Shabbat

MajorEverettMiller wrote:I don't know if I was ever properly eliminated, so...

Scandally Clad

The Third Gradered

Eye Al Ready Told Ewe Wants, Donut Make Me Tell Ewe Eggin'

If you were not properly eliminated before, you are properly eliminated now.

Thanks for your efforts!

-V.J.A.J.

Cranius wrote:Emergency Turban

Vocoder Death Rattle

Two superb band names! Salut!

covert wrote:Cyclostyle
No Easy Answers
The Death-Throes of Capitalism

covert, these band names do not make the grade.

But feel free to keep posting on the consolation thread.

Thanks!

-V.J.A.J.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:I think I've got the hang of it now:

Genital Ben

Sibling Revelry

Jive Tofurkey

Every single one of stubborn Brett Eugene Ralph's many band name offerings have been so stupefyingly bad, that I am ready to pronounce him winner of the competition.

I will consult with Bradley R. Weissenberger and get back to you.

-Vice Judge Angus Jung

user_name wrote:1) The Running Dogs
2) The Hots
3) Bomb Machine

This is a scary approximation of the band names that one would see posted for virtually any show at The Big Horse.

Cranius wrote:Emergency Turban
Vocoder Death Rattle
Black Shabbat

All three of these names are solid, but "Emergency Turban" really floats my boat. Cranius, we will see you in tomorrow's round.

endofanera wrote:Pelt-Lobber

The idea that one might lob a pelt is very sexy to me. endofanera, we will see you tomorrow.

Angus Jung wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:I think I've got the hang of it now:

Genital Ben
Sibling Revelry
Jive Tofurkey

Every single one of stubborn Brett Eugene Ralph's many band name offerings have been so stupefyingly bad, that I am ready to pronounce him winner of the competition.

I will consult with Bradley R. Weissenberger and get back to you.

I will propose a solution tomorrow afternoon.

Who knows what this solution might be?

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I will propose a solution tomorrow afternoon.

Who knows what this solution might be?

Future Bradley R. Weissenberger does, that's who! And after him, the world!

These are exciting times we live in, ladies.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Who knows what this solution might be?

Sounds rhetorical!

If there is any justice at all, AlBStern should be crowned king, awarded a harem and a yacht staffed by real pirates with a cargo hold filled with cream and honey.

That man is genius.
I have laughed out loud every morning of the competition because of his submissions.

Tightest Diaper?
Jesse the Dog Faced Dog?

J.H.C.

scott wrote:Future Bradley R. Weissenberger does, that's who!

Don't count on that, my Iron Maiden shirt-wearing friend.