MajorEverettMiller wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:From, "Adventures in Rim-Jobbing 7"

That makes me want to vomit and I don't even know what it is.

Come on Major. It's obviously a close up of lips...with some poop on them.

Loretta wrote:

Whose breasts are those?

"If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page,
The Girlies I like are underage".

Check it.

Who said it has to be breasts chubby checker.

I need to ask something.

Who seriously misses the rysie and miller show.

When is series two allowed to be aired.

or am i just dreaming.

thats why this thread was set up isnt it.

ok

My Band And I are Looking for Interesting Packaging

hey, my band was thinking we could package our latest record (180 gram vinyl, mind you) in say a realistic life size replica of a circa 1860's clipper ship?

Anyone know if fireproof press would be down?

DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:My Band And I are Looking for Interesting Packaging

hey, my band was thinking we could package our latest record (180 gram vinyl, mind you) in say a realistic life size replica of a circa 1860's clipper ship?

Anyone know if fireproof press would be down?

What's dumb about that?

Please, please, please tell me your band's name contains some sort of nautical reference and all of your songs are influenced by the sea and the difficult lives of sailors.

Also, please confirm that not only have you never been on a boat, but that you live Kansas and cannot swim.

That would be awesome.

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:My Band And I are Looking for Interesting Packaging

hey, my band was thinking we could package our latest record (180 gram vinyl, mind you) in say a realistic life size replica of a circa 1860's clipper ship?

Anyone know if fireproof press would be down?

What's dumb about that?

Please, please, please tell me your band's name contains some sort of nautical reference and all of your songs are influenced by the sea and the difficult lives of sailors.



Also, please confirm that not only have you never been on a boat, but that you live Kansas and cannot swim.

That would be awesome.

I have toyed with the idea of packaging my first record inside Ernest Borgnine, but various legal problems ensued.

there arent enough parody threads anymore.