tmidgett wrote:hey! no! deerhoof, they make a my favorite record of last year!!!! them and the outkast!

I heard these laborious praises for these band the Deerhoof, and I'm buying this record, the Apple O, and I'm saying, hey, 'what's the big fahgina deal?' It had one pretty good song, 'L'Amour Stories'

Then this 'Milkman' I think is better, but overall impression, I cannot help to say, is Hello Kitty pajama party time Kill Rock Star band!

mattw wrote:Rank, she of the beautiful deer!

Scene in "Goodfellas" at mama Joe Pesci's house, discussing the hoof of the deer!

Deerhoof! (the band)

Hitting a beautiful deer, in accident, by the road!

Mattw, I am always to make your Rank! You will to call me your bitch of Ranking, maybe! Salut, bitches!

GoodFellas scene of the "deer paw": Tommy, you are in so much the troubles for to kill the Billy Batts! LOOK OUT, TOMMY! In the meantime, enjoy the nice dinner that your mother is to make! So great movie to be enjoy and study by so many people for many years! So how does "The Dance of the Wolves" win the Oscar over the GoodFellas? Wtf? But still NUMBER ONE of this Rank!

Deerhoof: I do not to understand why so many the guy is to hate The Deerhooves. There are so many people EVERYWHERE to hate The Deerhooves! If to hate "Apple O'", I am to say you are so much the cynical! This is GOOD RECORD! What is the song about the "dummy hearts"? So great! But not Martin S. and Robert D. great! So NUMBER TWO!

Hitting a beautiful deer, in accident, by the road: I am to live in Boise, Italia. Everytoday, I am to see dozens of the deers. In the evenings times, they come down from the white mountain (montebianco!) to eat and to sit in the fields. So beautiful, these deers. But the fields, she is so close to Warm Springs Avenue, and the deers, they are IN DANGER!!! And I see so often the sad, dead, beautiful deers. So beautiful and sad and dead. Is to make me cry, is true. Number three, and even to Rank below new Liz Phair record!

This Rank, it has made me so sad. So sad about the dead deers. Oh! The sad! So please Rank.

When heroic Old Yeller dog is to be SHOT!
When the mother of Bambi is to be SHOT!
When you ride in car for long time with friend of friend who is to play the whole time THE SAMPLES, who should be SHOT!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:When heroic Old Yeller dog is to be SHOT!
When the mother of Bambi is to be SHOT!
When you ride in car for long time with friend of friend who is to play the whole time THE SAMPLES, who should be SHOT!

wait this rank it confuse me! do I rank in order of how sad? or how not sad? I dunno! I rank in order of sad!

Ol' Yeller-I have dogs when I am a kid, my mamma-mia see no let me see this movie cause is so sad! But I see it anyway and I should listen to my mother is so sad! When dogs die in movies I cry, when people die I don't care wtf? that don't make no sense! Rank in one for sad

Bambi-This is sad I guess, is deer tho, no dog. When I see this movie I for make the tears of my eyes in the sadness sure, sure, but as sad as Ol'Yeller dog die? I think no

Friend-Smaples-bang!-Why this even in rank this no sad? Only sad part, that friend make you listen faghina samples!! but I say friend who do this, they no friend at all! They villian! Villians are to be shot, is only fair! Maybe villian/friend no die from shot, only wound? maybe they learn lesson? But if like samples so much, probably they dead inside the head already is too late! like in zombie movie, You Bit! You Zombie! I Shoot You Before You Do More Damage! So in third in rank, cause is not sad

oh wait I see is friend who should be shot, Bradley-ziano I for make a fuck up in yr rank forgive me! this should be RANK ONE!

okay ciao![/i]

bomberz1qr20 wrote:Adding rankness:

Alien beings playing Hammond B3 organs

Being organized

Being an organ donor

To be of the ranking in orders of the most paining to mine bodies:

These beings of aliens, they is to be reminding me of man on the corner with his monkey and the grinder. The grinder, she play bellisima musica! And the monkey. She dance -- oh, how she dance! Is to be happy thought when the beings of aliens are to be depositing their baby beings of aliens in my bodies.

Being the donor of an organs, for it is to be painful to lose the kidneys in such a way. I am to be waking in bathtub of ice, paining and bleeding from the hurting. But is no pain as to be impregnated.

To being organized is to not be being very painful. And it is to not being very funny, so I am to be saving my meatball jokes for a better occasion.

and nothing i am thinking is to be fun for to be ranking. i is sorry.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Mattw, I am always to make your Rank! You will to call me your bitch of Ranking, maybe! Salut, bitches!

When heroic Old Yeller dog is to be SHOT!
When the mother of Bambi is to be SHOT!
When you ride in car for long time with friend of friend who is to play the whole time THE SAMPLES, who should be SHOT!

Hey! Signore! Is ok! You are a kind man with a warm and gracious heart to always be making these silly ranks! Salute, bitch!

Old Yeller- Hey, everyone have the big loving beast that is to give so much joy to the familia! Is so sad, when he, to die! Mi nonna/nonno had the big loving blue healer, he is so old the dog, and so mellow the dog, one day my uncle, he went over by the shed to check on him, and he was to die. My uncle, he pick him up, with tears running down the cheek, bring back to the casa. So sad, the day.

Mama Bambi- This is sad, but cannot to make me for crying, because is cartoon. I cannoy cry for these, sorry.

Shooting the friend Hey, I was coming close to this, my friend, he was to play these Eminem song 'without me' so many the time, for annoying, I tell him, 'hey, turn it off!' so I throw it, these CD, out of the fahgina window. He was not to happy after these.

Rank, these mother fahginas!

alfred hitchcock
alfred, butler of batman
alf

mattw wrote:Rank, these mother fahginas!

alfred hitchcock
alfred, butler of batman
alf

Saluti!! mi amici italiani falsi di battitura a calcolatore!!!

The time has had length of numbers and feels since Rank has presented to clocks with the shoehorn for Chimpanzo!

Pray, amici, fall down with grace of the sacred Holiness at sight of fahgina fury of the ranking to include the TV puppet of assclown being like gigantic!


alfred, butler of batman - Hey-ya! Is Alfred not of the Son of Man? Does he not take the tired boots from legs of Man of Bat? Does he not take to the polish of boot with fervor of Zion?! This is that what means to butle. Does he not provide sweet foods and refreshing drink to nourish the Man-Bat? Does he not clean the Man-Bat after Joker battery, or detail car of Bat after Riddler excursion or rebuild cave of Batness when Catwoman explodeness with Catbombs? Does he not sooth psyche of child-man Wayne from dead-parent guilt, plus conflict of interest between Truth/Justice and Thighs of Catwoman?

Is not Alfred worthy of light and blessing of Dio dell'uomo? Here is answering: Sì, him deserved. Primo.

alfred hitchcock - RIP, Man of Men. With the camera and motion he tell sad strange and funny tales of never before seen! He make-a movies with the famousness, of actor and of new technicalation!View "Rope"! Him make-a movie in 10 min. segment of dialogue and plottery because only had 10 min roll of film! View "Birds"! Him make-a movie based on love of training thousand bird to attack nice people!! View "Rear Window"! The suspense, she cuts into the mouth with taste of metal and cold sweat on neck disturbingly! View "NxNW"! Him take acid-head Cary Grant and make pellicola fantastico with "I not him...really I not him" premise that create many movies to follow of suck! Him also produce child-detective novels of fun and suspense that fill head for child-years! A Man above Men, Mr. I-put-picture-of-self-in-every-movie!! Spectacular i segundo!

alf - What a phagine asshole!! Hey show producer! What a great idea for world of TV! Stick your hand up mutant Chewbacca armadillo and talk like total asshole for half hour. But for kids! Mangi i miei organi genitali! Hey, remember that puppet asshole for kids from old times? Bring him back to the majors - he bring good touchy-feely goodness so we can sell fake telephone number bullshit! Like other commercial - people love puppet assholes! Proof in two of words: Carrot Top!!! WTF??!!!?? Asshole. Last, last always last.


Okay now rank the stuff.


Asshole Puppets!!

Oscar the Grouch!

Statler & Waldorf!

FCC Chairman Michael Powell! (especially see "fun moments photos")

Mr. Chimp wrote:Oscar the Grouch!
Statler & Waldorf!
FCC Chairman Michael Powell!

What a fahgina day! Hey, job, fahg off! I am to RANK!!!

In the term of the assholi, let me say:

FCC Chairman Michael Powell: This man is the son of the Colin Powell of the U.S. ARMIES!!! And he is bad limp man. He is to make so easy the consolidazione of the radios and the TVs and the newspapers owners. Hey, there is no more news that Rupert Murdoch is not to approve! Is like Tass! So the United States, we are to lose one more of the piece of the news "pipeline" and part of our ability to be informed arguers! And now all the rich guys, they own the radios. So the radio is to be dead. Maybe you notice. ASSHOLE NUMBER ONE!

Statler & Waldorf: They are just cranky old puppet men who sit in the balcony and make fun of other puppets and the special guest star John Denver. This to me is not so funny. But it is funny that the special guest star John Denver was to crash "ultralight" airplane so hard that his head is to fall into the ocean! Is true thing! Make fun of that, Statler & Waldorf! ASSHOLES NUMBER TWO!

Oscar the Grouch: He is "grumpy" denizen of maybe all-time best neighborhood, "The Sesame Streets". This show is good thing to teach the bambini some of the the numbers and the Spanish words and the toleranze. So big the heart of the Children's Television Workshop! Hey, is no replacement for the good parents or the good schools. But the bambini, they will watch the television, si? So is okay to me that they will learn the uno, dos, tres, quatro from the Oscar the Grouch to live in the garbages. NOT ASSHOLE!

Okay, now Rank:

"North by Northwest"
South by Southwest
Southwest Airlines

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
"North by Northwest"
South by Southwest
Southwest Airlines

Hey, fahg the job, it's time for rank....

North by Northwest- Salute, Hitch-cock, you are the maker of the fine film! Also, Vertigo, Rear Window, so good!

SXSW- I am to head to this very festival on fahgina Friday! On Saturday I will see Joel Phelps/Downer Trio, Silkworm, Sally Crewe/Sudden Moves, Britt Daniel, Chris Brokaw and Thalia Zedek! What a fahgina rock show! Whoever counts the most white belts and ironic t-shirts gets a free beer!

and I'm flying on..

Southwest Airlines- which I haven't had bad experiences w/ yet, but there's always to be a fahgina first for everything! Is no as bad as Delta, or esp. Northwest! Fahgina broke my guitar these Northwest!

Rank! By how much fake italian lire it would to take to have them killed!

joan rivers!
anna nicole smith!
american idol deadbeats

The bear, she is so great, she want to play rank!

Please to rank the bear film:

The Bear
Jack the Bear
The Bad News Bears

All film come last to you, oh great and mighty real bear! Salut and grazie, Mr. Bear.

Bongiorno!

-sm

smazurie! it has been long time since i make rank! this
rank i make for you!

the bad news bears - so great! this movie about baseball make me laugh and have
many root for underdog moments. so great!
it also have 48 year-old man-boy kelley character that suffer from looking too
"grown up" when he was man-boy and destined to to sit between horshack
from kotter and michael from good times in remember-when-i-was-cute-now-
i-am-older-freakish-version-of-cuteness-wasn't-it-great-back-then show.

jack the bear - this movie okay! danny devito so short and lumber around
dragging sweet nectar of baccas in dollar bottle. look out! man across
the street may like to touch boy of danny devito! oh no, oh no!
alcohol and baseball bat don't solve problem. love will find a way yet
again.

the bear - this movie last because i have not seen it. okay! maybe it's
about cowboy lou diamond phillips who find true love on the open range
with another cowboy dwayne johnson also know as 'the rock.' so
great, the love dwayne and lou share on their adventure out west.
they are surrounded! they are surrounded! will they make it out alive?

okay!

you rank, but i play just better just worse! okay!

george brett of kansas city royals

just better:
billy beane of oakland a's management

just worse:
rip taylor of man with bucket of confetti running around all the time

rank!