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brian wrote:you rank, but i play just better just worse! okay!

george brett of kansas city royals

just better:
billy beane of oakland a's management

just worse:
rip taylor of man with bucket of confetti running around all the time

rank!


What. Why and how what you if the other game makes here? Keep it in yours house, mama ass thing.


RANK NOW! TO DIE OR OF RANK! RANKING! BLOODY RIVERS FOR THEM WHO NOT RANK!!



Rank those order of shame if the manly man caught driving fahgina car:

Volkswagen Cabriolet
Toyota Echo
Mini Cooper
http://evonoche.com

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brian wrote:the bear - this movie last because i have not seen it. okay! maybe it's
about cowboy lou diamond phillips who find true love on the open range
with another cowboy dwayne johnson also know as 'the rock.' so
great, the love dwayne and lou share on their adventure out west.
they are surrounded! they are surrounded! will they make it out alive?


Hey, nice a try, but maybe you smoke “the rock” before you make the rank? “The Bear” is great movie about two bear, one bambino bear and one big bear and they beautiful together friendship. Here, I show you: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095800/. Also is other movie about Paul “Bear” Bryant, but him not so friend man.

You see this movie, you might like. Bart the Bear (big bear) no win Oscar, but deserve win Oscar. I say, hey Hollywood, fahg you, Hollywood, you know wanna give Oscar to a bear! Wassamatta you?!

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I ranka you itti-bitti coches asi these way:

3.cooper-because the girls they think she is a so cute

2.toyota- because she wonna break-downsomuch. Maybe he put butterfly sticker inna back window, hanga some beads froma rear-view mirror, everybody think it'sa hees girlfriend's car.

1.cabriolet- these one she is a girl-car even with 10 pointa buck tied-a-crossa- hood.

Rank!

Paula Abdul
Abdula the Butcher
Butch Cassidy ana Sundance-a Kid

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brian wrote:george brett of kansas city royals
billy beane of oakland a's management
rip taylor of man with bucket of confetti running around all the time

This Rank, she is the Rank of the man who is believed to be gay! Is easy Rank, most gay to least gay! Salut, gays!

Rip Taylor: Fahgina guy, this Rip Taylor. No one is to give the shit. Maybe you to see him on the Laugh-In or the Match Games or the Squares of Hollywood. Hey, throw confetti. Ha ha. Fahg him, is third rate Paul Lynde, who is bitter, alcoholic, so great number one supercool gay guy of all time! Rip Taylor, stupid gae clown. But very gay and most gay of this list! So NUMBER ONE!!!

George Brett: Always the rumors, George. You and the Tom Cruise with the rumors. Why not to say you're gay, George? Is okay! No one is to give the shit. And always with the hemorrhoids. Maybe you almost bat .400 average in 1980, but you bat 1.000 average with the guys. NUMBER TWO!!!

Billy Beane: He is to make of a Bill James revolution in the baseballs with the Scott Hattebergs and the Chad Bradfords of the not so rich OAKLAND ATHLETICS!!! Salut, Billy Beane of "Moneyball"! But is not gay. Is often confused with Billy Bean, who also played the baseballs, and is Miami-restaurant-owning/cover-of-The-Advocate gay guy! Both so cool guys, but not same guy! NUMBER THREE!!!

NOW RANK AS DESTINATIONS OF SUMMER TOURISM TO VISIT!!!

Croatia!
Norway!
Spain!

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Back from the fahgina SXSW, hey, what a time! Now for ranking..


Norway! Norway, so many of the beautiful woman. And the language, it is so funny to me.

Spain! Hey! Why you put Spain the last? Ok, I have never been to Spain, per se, only the Island Canaria, but it is the beautiful!

Croatia! The last time I was in this area, was fahgina 1989! Too long! So last!

Rank, if you had to hear these song three times in a row...from 'best' to worst...

'brand new key' (melanie)
'beer for my horses' (toby keith& willie nelson)
'achy breaky heart' (billy ray cyrus)

Or..rank of the languages w/ the most spitting!

Dutch!
German!
Finnish!
Tiny Monk site and blog

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brad, i will not to make this complete rank, as has been done today, but only to say: croatia, she is great place. she is like 'wild west!' everything is so full of possibility, not the least the many beautiful women. did i say that? well, is true. zagreb, croatia, she is populated by many stunning women who will stun you. but! besides this! is great place also! the coast, by split, or spoleto you may call it, she is to be so beautiful and great. zagreb, she is like paris france if not so many of the tourist go to her.

now to rank the triple dip of these songs:

'beer for my horses...' i have to say, to be honest, i have no common ground with the toby keith in politics, of this i am pretty sure. but so what? i think he has a way with his kind of unhinged view of the world! a way to turn this crazy redneck thought into song. and i have heard this song, and i have thought to myself, 'that is some crazy redneck! i kind of like this song!!' plus he has the willies nelson on her, which is pretty good. so whatever, i don't ask for the man who sings to me to be POLITE!!! i don't so much care to AGREE with him! i just want to be pretty good music, and this is pretyt good! so number one!!!!!!

'achy breaky hearts,' she would make me laff, i guarantee, at least the first time i hear her. the second time, i would chuckle haha that it was to be played again. by third time, it would to make my head ache, but still...rank two!

'brand new key,' this would to make a pressure of leaking brain juice in my skull RIGHT NOW to hear it. so last last lastttttt.
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ran!K!K!

connie chung

wang chung

chung king 'chow mein' noodles that you buy in a can

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Hey, I'll do this rank! Good set Sat. btw, never thought I'd see the day of the four original SKWM's on stage

Signor Connie Chung! You are to be second or third in the broadcast rung of shame! But no worries, only after Bill O'Reilly, Geraldo, and those guys

Chung Noodle- Anything to be from the can is usually bad, but Chow Mein noodle, this sound especially disgustare

Wayne Chung- Who are you, Wayne Chung? I googled you, fahgina nothing!

Rank!

Long Duck Dong!
'Dongs of Sevotion!' (Smog)
Talking ducks in George Lucas films
Tiny Monk site and blog

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Mattw wrote:

Or..rank of the languages w/ the most spitting!

Dutch!
German!
Finnish!

First, is someone to say to me how to make quote in the way what is right, ok? I am thinking I fahg up again.

Hey, this is weird rank! I am to speak the Finnish when not in fake Italian mode and hey, I not spit so much! I believe is safe to talk to me also when I have flu, I not make your face shower in my phlegm. We can have conversation! Finnish, she is with least spitting. Does this make her number one or number three? Whatever, with least spitting!

In the middle is the Dutch. This language I not hear so often, but is to seem so thick no spit can exit the mouth! You not spit much! And if they did spit, their country maybe drown completely, because she is so flat and with parts under the level of sea! Is scary!

The German. This language she is speak with so sharp voice and loudness in tourist destination by the middle age man with the red face and the cueball head with burn of sun who also likes the wurst and the beer maybe too much. These men they maybe spit, but I not know for certain. So no hard feelings, my teutonic friends! You have nice country! Speak the German!

Now what is this? I make nice rank for the rhythm section in here and no one is with answers! Through the tear lake of disappointment what envelopes my eyes, I have difficulty to write but I repeat: Rank for me, lazy Italians:

Backbeat!
Blastbeat!
Breakbeat!

Or if you still not like it you maybe make rank with new one. Rank for me clothing choices for the sleeping:

Lovely cotton (or other) pyjamas!
Underwear! (Boxers, t-shirt or similar)
Bare ass!

Ciao,

Niko

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Mattw wrote:

Or..rank of the languages w/ the most spitting!

Dutch!
German!
Finnish!

First, is someone to say to me how to make quote in the way what is right, ok? I am thinking I fahg up again.

Hey, this is weird rank! I am to speak the Finnish when not in fake Italian mode and hey, I not spit so much! I believe is safe to talk to me also when I have flu, I not make your face shower in my phlegm. We can have conversation! Finnish, she is with least spitting. Does this make her number one or number three? Whatever, with least spitting!

In the middle is the Dutch. This language I not hear so often, but is to seem so thick no spit can exit the mouth! You not spit much! And if they did spit, their country maybe drown completely, because she is so flat and with parts under the level of sea! Is scary!

The German. This language she is speak with so sharp voice and loudness in tourist destination by the middle age man with the red face and the cueball head with burn of sun who also likes the wurst and the beer maybe too much. These men they maybe spit, but I not know for certain. So no hard feelings, my teutonic friends! You have nice country! Speak the German!

Now what is this? I make nice rank for the rhythm section in here and no one is with answers! Through the tear lake of disappointment what envelopes my eyes, I have difficulty to write but I repeat: Rank for me, lazy Italians:

Backbeat!
Blastbeat!
Breakbeat!

Or if you still not like it you maybe make rank with new one. Rank for me clothing choices for the sleeping:

Lovely cotton (or other) pyjamas!
Underwear! (Boxers, t-shirt or similar)
Bare ass!

Ciao,

Niko

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What the FAHG!!! Is the BEAR to kill the RANK? If "bear vs. Rank", I am to say "FAHG YOU, BEAR!!! RANK IS NUMBER ONE!!! RANK WILL TO BITCH SLAP YOU, BEAR BITCH!!!"

So fahg the bear! Let's RANK!!!

Niko wrote:Rank for me clothing choices for the sleeping:

Lovely cotton (or other) pyjamas!
Underwear! (Boxers, t-shirt or similar)
Bare ass!

Pyjamas: I am not to care so much about the pajamas for me. Who is this man to wear the pajamas? Is this man also to sit in bed to watch the "Will & Grace" repeat and eat the ice cream like sad, lonely girl of fatness? But this I say to you: "pyjamas", when you are to spell them with the "y" like the Indians (dots, not teepees!), they are so great. More great is to see the young nieces and nephew to run crazy in the pyjamas of The Sesame Streets and the baseballs before to sleep! Salut, young nieces and nephew, you are to trump EVERYTHING (even R.E.M. or the PACKERS di GREEN BAY!!!). So pyjamas and nieces and nephew, you are NUMBER ONE!!!

Underwear: Preferably of the boxing shorts to me! This is mia moda di sonno! So nice and cool, but your friends, they have place of warm gentle comfort to rest and to say, "Hey, is time to sleep." NUMBER TWO!!!

Bare ass: Who is this man with no shame to sleep this way? Go to Mass, say prayer! And fahg yourbareasssleepingself while you are at it! Ugh! This thought, she makes of a nightmare to me! NUMBER THREE!

Okay, now RANK in terms of scary!!!

You cheat the tax return so much and then the IRS is to AUDIT YOU!!!
You are freshman of college and find out the ugly girlfriend of "one night stand" of drunk has the PREGNANCIES (and is to "keep")!!!
New guy moves into house next door and is DRACULA!!!

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