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returning from band practice i was told i smell like a bar. that was retracted and restated as "you smell like a pub crawl."

Steve V. wrote:Why do things always have a habit of shitting out on me on Tuesdays?

Tonight I may even have...A DRINK!

Oh heaven forbid! You don't drink? I however just spent a good slice of the afternoon at the pub with a good friend of mine. I was walking home in my slightly inebriated state and saw a rich man walking hand in hand with an old man in pj's. ???? They looked wrong.

ERawk wrote:Enframed, I think it might be your calling in life (when all is said and done regarding short boss) to compile these anecdotes into a short story/novella/novel.

I usually imagine David Foley as the A.T. & Love boss re-enacting these scenarios.

Salut.

I've always imagined him to look like this:

Today, at an incredibly dull and pointless meeting, we were all asked to introduce ourselves by saying our name and giving an interesting fact about ourselves. Obviously someone read in a book about team building that it break the ice or something.

The responses were so unbelievably boring and clichéd, such gems as:

"My name is [such-and-such] and my interesting fact about me is that I've been working here 17 years!" [giggles]

"My name is [such-and-such] and I'm obsessed with my collection of handbags!"

The last guy was this really creepy looking American who looked quite a lot like Christopher Walken in Annie Hall. He delivered his contribution in a slow, addled drawl that sounded just like Todd Trainer:

"My name is Ralph Richmond, and I breed tropical fish."

C'mon Simmo, what was your introductory interesting fact?

Oh jesus, I tried to get away with it by saying "There is nothing interesting about me at all", when the two women I work with next to me cried out "What about your rock band? He plays in a rock band, you know!" and everyone went "Oooooh!", and I said "uh, yeah, well, uh, there you go."

"My name is simmo, and i like, bought this gibson thunderbird bass for 70 bucks! and it's like, black and big and it sounds very growly and i sold it for ten times more! and now i will buy a harshell case for my keyboard, and.."

Benny wrote:"My name is simmo, and i like, bought this gibson thunderbird bass for 70 bucks! and it's like, black and big and it sounds very growly and i sold it for ten times more! and now i will buy a hardshell case for my keyboard, and.."

Dude, you know me too well.

And it was 20 times more....

"Hi everyone, my name's Simmo and I masturbate in my sleep at parties. And I'm a Taurus."

Rotten Tanx wrote:"Hi everyone, my name's Simmo and I masturbate in my sleep at parties. And I'm a Taurus."

I dunno, you tell one story about masturbating in your sleep at a party and suddenly everyone labels you a pervert!