how come it wasn't posted here?
Synopsis:

On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.


one single crate? i'm slightly dissapointed.

one single crate? i'm slightly dissapointed.

Yeah, but what if it were a haunted crate?

Dude, it's a huge fucking crate.

Plus, snakes are limber. You can totally roll them all up on a snake spool and save space.

DrAwkward wrote:Dude, it's a huge fucking crate.

Plus, snakes are limber. You can totally roll them all up on a snake spool and save space.

Right - and of course the leaner and hungrier they are, the more you can fit... yow!

Right - and of course the leaner and more hungry they are, the more you can fit... yow!

Now someone tell me which sentence would be more grammatically correct, 'cause I'm a dunce and I've stumped myself... is 'hungrier' a valid word? I'm having one of those moments where it feels 50/50.

I hate to even think this out loud, but I am really going to cry if this is all really just some super-duper media hoax... do we really know anything for sure about this poor film, or is it just too easy to want to believe in it based on 5 still photos, an IMDB entry, and one alleged interview with SLJ?

Anyone else got any hard evidence to back this up - I need convincing - I am rooting for it - I do want it to exist - but I am starting to have doubts - it seems too good to be true! SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Arson Smith wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:Dude, it's a huge fucking crate.

Plus, snakes are limber. You can totally roll them all up on a snake spool and save space.

Right - and of course the leaner and hungrier they are, the more you can fit... yow!

Right - and of course the leaner and more hungry they are, the more you can fit... yow!

Now someone tell me which sentence would be more grammatically correct, 'cause I'm a dunce and I've stumped myself... is 'hungrier' a valid word? I'm having one of those moments where it feels 50/50.

Both convey the same meaning. To me, that means they are both valid sentences.

Why the fuck is this on page two already? Snakes! On a motherfucking PLANE!

Bump.

Every single person I've mentioned this movie to has shaken their head in disbelief, but it quickly changes to complete body-shaking laughter for minutes on end.

This is going to be the greatest movie ever!

Snakes On A Plane!

I wish I had enough fingers to get S-N-A-K-E-S-O-N-A-P-L-A-N-E tattoed across my knuckles prison style

And I think the fact that I don't have enough fingers disproves any theroy of Intelligent Design

the Classical wrote:I wish I had enough fingers to get S-N-A-K-E-S-O-N-A-P-L-A-N-E tattoed across my knuckles prison style

And I think the fact that I don't have enough fingers disproves any theroy of Intelligent Design

Mr. the Classical, have you so quickly forgotten the reason God made Lesbians? Fourteen fingers. If only you were a fourteen fingered lesbian. Alas.