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The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:09 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
how come it wasn't posted here?
Synopsis:
On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
one single crate? i'm slightly dissapointed.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:30 pm
by Bloodjet_Archive
one single crate? i'm slightly dissapointed.
Yeah, but what if it were a
haunted crate?
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:49 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
Dude, it's a huge fucking crate.
Plus, snakes are limber. You can totally roll them all up on a snake spool and save space.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:13 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
DrAwkward wrote:Dude, it's a huge fucking crate.
Plus, snakes are limber. You can totally roll them all up on a snake spool and save space.
Right - and of course the leaner and hungrier they are, the more you can fit... yow!
Right - and of course the leaner and more hungry they are, the more you can fit... yow!
Now someone tell me which sentence would be more grammatically correct, 'cause I'm a dunce and I've stumped myself... is 'hungrier' a valid word? I'm having one of those moments where it feels 50/50.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:21 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
I hate to even think this out loud, but I am really going to cry if this is all really just some super-duper media hoax... do we really know anything for sure about this poor film, or is it just too easy to want to believe in it based on 5 still photos, an IMDB entry, and one alleged interview with SLJ?
Anyone else got any hard evidence to back this up - I need convincing - I am rooting for it - I do want it to exist - but I am starting to have doubts - it seems too good to be true! SNAKES ON A PLANE!
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:26 pm
by stewie_Archive
Arson Smith wrote:DrAwkward wrote:Dude, it's a huge fucking crate.
Plus, snakes are limber. You can totally roll them all up on a snake spool and save space.
Right - and of course the leaner and hungrier they are, the more you can fit... yow!
Right - and of course the leaner and more hungry they are, the more you can fit... yow!
Now someone tell me which sentence would be more grammatically correct, 'cause I'm a dunce and I've stumped myself... is 'hungrier' a valid word? I'm having one of those moments where it feels 50/50.
Both convey the same meaning. To me, that means they are both valid sentences.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:21 pm
by horsewhip_Archive
Why the fuck is this on page two already? Snakes! On a motherfucking PLANE!
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:36 pm
by stewie_Archive
Bump.
Every single person I've mentioned this movie to has shaken their head in disbelief, but it quickly changes to complete body-shaking laughter for minutes on end.
This is going to be the greatest movie ever!
Snakes On A Plane!
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:44 pm
by the Classical_Archive
I wish I had enough fingers to get S-N-A-K-E-S-O-N-A-P-L-A-N-E tattoed across my knuckles prison style
And I think the fact that I don't have enough fingers disproves any theroy of Intelligent Design
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:43 pm
by Andrew L_Archive
the Classical wrote:I wish I had enough fingers to get S-N-A-K-E-S-O-N-A-P-L-A-N-E tattoed across my knuckles prison style
And I think the fact that I don't have enough fingers disproves any theroy of Intelligent Design
Mr. the Classical, have you so quickly forgotten the reason God made
Lesbians? Fourteen fingers. If only you were a fourteen fingered lesbian. Alas.