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I gave a presentation at the United Nations.

i won the award for outstanding chemistry student in 11th grade. i sucked at chemistry then and now.

i flex my muscles in front of the mirror as a joke to myself

Peripatetic wrote:I like toast.

If you're going to tell lies, it's just going to ruin it.

my grandfather was an engineer for john lomax on some of his field recordings in the 30's and built the library of congress recording studio.

i was an extra in the movie dogma and you can see me in a scene with george carlin.

i have filled in for bob weston doing sound for mission of burma at three shows.

i have danced with chelsea clinton.

When i was 12, i entered a Street Fighter 2 tournament at a major games expo. There were over 3000 entrants. The final 32 entrants bouts were all shown on a huge projector screen. I came 4th. The people that finished ahead of me all worked for Nintendo Magazine.

At atp festival, Eye from the boredoms (my musical hero) invited me into his chalet. We drew pictures for each other in our sketchbooks. Yoshimi made a big salad for us. Yoshimi's baby also drew a picture in my sketchbook the page after eye. The previous day's Bore performance was being played on the stereo (they were listening out for improvements to make).

Although not a huge person, i captained 2 basketball teams until i was 18. I played point guard. I had some mad skill.

I was once a walk-on part in scallytastic soap opera 'Brookside'. My official role was that of : "Hippy Postman".

When i was 3, i wandered away from my family whilst on holiday. Many hours later, my distraught parents and brother found me sitting on the edge of a cliff a few miles away from where i had left them.

I met Paul Macartney. He was alot smaller than i imagined he would be.

I helped to make the bio/chem test kits that the U.N. used in Iraq in 2003.














I'm beginning to think that this might be why they didn't find anything.

j_harvey wrote:I once created two human beings in a single night, using only my penis.

best post of the thread.

I once was commissioned to make a small silkscreen painting in the likeness ofBug-Eyed Earlfor one of the members of Antelope and El Guapo/Supersystem. I know no one here gives a shit about either of those bands, but I love them.

Also, while in Southhampton, NY (Long Island) and while walking into a movie theatre, I once quietly told Christy Brinkley to shit her pants.

When I was a kid I lived next to a pasture with two horses living in it. I fed them all the time. It was sweet.