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61Repressed 27 Year-Old Catholic Virgin Lashes Out Against "faggotry" on Internet Message Board
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62Danish Priest Aborts Muslim Zygote-Jesus-Lizard in Cartoon Hummer for 180K Video-Game Cheats
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63Due to financial considerations the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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64Woman's Heroic Battle with Cancer Doesn't Make Fairy Tattoo Any Less Lame
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65mrdfnle wrote:Due to financial considerations the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
someone please use this as a song title, its too good not to...
PS: if you don't claim it can I?
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
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66yaledelay wrote:mrdfnle wrote:Due to financial considerations the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
someone please use this as a song title, its too good not to...
PS: if you don't claim it can I?
I worked in a parish bakery and the owners mother fell sick and I walked into work that day and was told that there was a family situation and Carol had to leave. Carols daughter and I ran that place for two and a half weeks. This was printed out on a sheet of paper which does not EXIST ANYMORE! Yeah YD make this a thing.
--Doug
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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67It sounds like a Douglas Adams quote.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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68Discussions about Religion, Abortion, Homosexuality actually less thought-provoking than attending Church
"The bastards have landed"
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
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69SPAIN: Primarliy Urban Rainstorm Confuses Plain-Dwellers
WORLDWIDE DAIRY CRISIS
All Availible Milk To Spoil Within A Month; Farmers Scramble To Make Up For Loss
Local Man Fooled Twice, Shamed
WORLDWIDE DAIRY CRISIS
All Availible Milk To Spoil Within A Month; Farmers Scramble To Make Up For Loss
Local Man Fooled Twice, Shamed
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70Christian Scientist Fired From Walgreens Pharmacy
Cites "Religious Discrimination" after refusing to fill routine antibiotic prescription
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Cites "Religious Discrimination" after refusing to fill routine antibiotic prescription
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Marsupialized wrote:Thank you so much for the pounding, it came in handy.