I hope the Conformists are running basketball drills right now, cuz we just a 7 foot tall kid from De La Salle High School to play "vibes" on this upcoming tour

shiiit.
We will be setting up a dunk tank on all yall. We will set a new prescident in ass-whooping. After the game, history books will be obsolete. We will have to have park rangers power wash all of your knee and elbow marks off of the court (which will be aptly renamed Conformists court) after your offence flutters like a North Korea missle test.
Our sweat from the game (there probably won't be much) will be used to cure the blind and lame (which onlookers might think is you guys) and to turn shitty bands into good ones. The FBI actually will surround me and force me (under the patriot act) to legally chance my name to Basketerminator Pointster.
It will be a glorious undertaking. It will be a lesson in sport, rock and cocksmithery for sevens of people to behold. It will be a fine day.
See you Saturday, second best band in the world!

That's a lot of talk from the third-best baller on your team.

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And your smoked meat is my porn.

Germ War wrote:That's a lot of talk from the third-best baller on your team.

I am the Don King of surburban white-boy sports.

stackmatic wrote:

brian wrote:smoked meat is my porn

And your smoked meat is my porn.

Rog wrote:

stackmatic wrote:

brian wrote:smoked meat is my porn

And your smoked meat is my porn.

So, for the Dubuque show on the 29th, do you guys know what time you'll actually be playing? I won't be able to make it until 6 or later, and since I don't know anything about the other bands, it wouldn't be worth it to show up after Stnnng.

JR-

As far as I know, the Dubuque show actually starts at 5:30, and we are last of the four bands, so you should be able to catch us. It will be worth your while to get there as soon as you can, though, as both The Tanks (and especially) The Blind Shake are terrific bands.

Germ War wrote:JR-

As far as I know, the Dubuque show actually starts at 5:30, and we are last of the four bands, so you should be able to catch us. It will be worth your while to get there as soon as you can, though, as both The Tanks (and especially) The Blind Shake are terrific bands.

Thanks for the info. See you guys tomorrow (or today, I guess).

We are home from tour. I now speak with a southern twang, and I like it. Whataburger is the best fast food joint ever - my 5-year old memory wasn't lying. It's time to franchise one up here. And next time you're 12 miles west of Buda, TX, you should eat at the Salt Lick. $12 for all-you-can-eat BBQ.

Thanks to everyone who came out to see us, and extra special thanks to those of you who suggested venues in Texas. We had a blast.

We just confirmed the first show of our two-day weekend trip with our friends Kill The Vultures next month, so we'll be in EAville shortly:

Friday, June 15 @ Schuba's in Chicago, IL
w/ Red Eyed Legends, Kill The Vultures & Robust

Saturday, June 16 @ Scrummage University in Detroit, MI
w/ Child Bite, Kill The Vultures & Benny Stoofy

Unless someone is taller than Nate, we will beat you at 500. Nobody in the Blind Shake caught this ball: