The Crete Taco and Donut Shop, Crete, Illinois. As you may imagine, they did neither well.
The Crystal Pistol, Dekalb, Illinois.
Chubby Weiners, south of Lawrence on Western, Chicago.
Arbys
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62heres one just down the street.
Pho bch Nga
its a pho noodle house and man it gets made fun of!
Pho bch Nga
its a pho noodle house and man it gets made fun of!
I've got all the natural gas we could ever need
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63A hot dog place/bar just opened up on Center St. in Milwaukee.
It's called the House of Frank 'n' Stein.
Punny name, good dogs.
It's called the House of Frank 'n' Stein.
Punny name, good dogs.
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http://www.superstarcastic.com
http://www.superstarcastic.com
Marsupialized wrote:Thank you so much for the pounding, it came in handy.
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64tmidgett wrote:Potbelly's is like a fuckin' virus in the Loop.
There are a shit-million of them.
They are pretty good.
The shakes especially.
Why do virii and bacteria and all this stuff make people sick?
Why isn't there a Potbelly's in the virus world. You know, something that makes you better?
"Hey Larry, how you be runnin' so fast?"
"Man, I got a brutal case of the scroptocilus..."
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65There is a hot dog vender that goes by Wally's Weiner World. The guy, Scott has pictures of himself on Letterman, during the Stupid Human tricks segment, stopping a fan with his tongue. He was also on wheel of fortune and has a picture of Vanna eating a wiener.
I ate three with spicy brown t'day. this is the standard for haircuts with my buddy. Free haircuts for Wally's.
I ate three with spicy brown t'day. this is the standard for haircuts with my buddy. Free haircuts for Wally's.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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66There used to be a butcher shop and deli on Hampton Avenue in Milwaukee years ago, across from Timmerman Field.
It was called:
Wackers on Hampton.
Their motto was:
"Nobody Beats Our Meat!"
Fucking awesome!
It was called:
Wackers on Hampton.
Their motto was:
"Nobody Beats Our Meat!"
Fucking awesome!
Marsupialized wrote:Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist. God bless that craig and his list.
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67Phatty's Snak Shop
Humble Bagel - I find something about that combination of words disgusting
Humble Bagel - I find something about that combination of words disgusting
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68Andrea Doria wrote:Humble Bagel - I find something about that combination of words disgusting
Yeah. I do too.
Is it a hippie bagel place?
I bet it's a hippie bagel place.
Not only do I hate that name, but I get the feeling that it's the kind of place that the community would really rally behind if you or I were ever to defame it.
Fuck Humble Bagels.
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69geiginni wrote:There used to be a butcher shop and deli on Hampton Avenue in Milwaukee years ago, across from Timmerman Field.
It was called:
Wackers on Hampton.
Their motto was:
"Nobody Beats Our Meat!"
Fucking awesome!
There's a place in the W. Village called Pat LaFrieda that has a big chicken and cow on the side of their warehouse that appear to be saying
Pat LaFrieda Says Eat My Meat!
I laugh every time.
There is a Vietnamese place on Centre Street (I think) in Chinatown called New Pasteur. I always feel weird eating there because i always think, as you might, about the Pasteur process and how it might not have been applied to the food.
I am happy to say their food is awesome.
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70theres a chinese resturaunt about 20 minutes from my house called "yummy taste"
um. ridiculous.
um. ridiculous.