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tmidgett wrote:Potbelly's is like a fuckin' virus in the Loop.

There are a shit-million of them.

They are pretty good.

The shakes especially.


Why do virii and bacteria and all this stuff make people sick?
Why isn't there a Potbelly's in the virus world. You know, something that makes you better?

"Hey Larry, how you be runnin' so fast?"
"Man, I got a brutal case of the scroptocilus..."

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There is a hot dog vender that goes by Wally's Weiner World. The guy, Scott has pictures of himself on Letterman, during the Stupid Human tricks segment, stopping a fan with his tongue. He was also on wheel of fortune and has a picture of Vanna eating a wiener.

I ate three with spicy brown t'day. this is the standard for haircuts with my buddy. Free haircuts for Wally's.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.

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There used to be a butcher shop and deli on Hampton Avenue in Milwaukee years ago, across from Timmerman Field.

It was called:

Wackers on Hampton.


Their motto was:

"Nobody Beats Our Meat!"

Fucking awesome!
Marsupialized wrote:Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist. God bless that craig and his list.

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Andrea Doria wrote:Humble Bagel - I find something about that combination of words disgusting


Yeah. I do too.
Is it a hippie bagel place?
I bet it's a hippie bagel place.

Not only do I hate that name, but I get the feeling that it's the kind of place that the community would really rally behind if you or I were ever to defame it.

Fuck Humble Bagels.

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geiginni wrote:There used to be a butcher shop and deli on Hampton Avenue in Milwaukee years ago, across from Timmerman Field.

It was called:

Wackers on Hampton.


Their motto was:

"Nobody Beats Our Meat!"

Fucking awesome!


There's a place in the W. Village called Pat LaFrieda that has a big chicken and cow on the side of their warehouse that appear to be saying

Pat LaFrieda Says Eat My Meat!


I laugh every time.

There is a Vietnamese place on Centre Street (I think) in Chinatown called New Pasteur. I always feel weird eating there because i always think, as you might, about the Pasteur process and how it might not have been applied to the food.

I am happy to say their food is awesome.
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