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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

My neibors that I performed the taped up nuts thing for ALSO LISTENED TO TOOL, that is fucking amazing!It made no sense either they were both much older and seemed, well not like Tool fans. Maybe their are subliminals in tool recordings that beseech you to be a shitty human. It was after the Tool incident that I began "flipping out" as revenge for the 1 am tool concert.Paging carl Jung.....

gnangle wrote:

gnangle wrote:Have them over for dinner.
Tell them about your childhood.
Offer to give them a backrub at the next sign of trouble.
Talk about the end of the world alot.
Insinuate that his wife was touching you.
Greet your babymama and child in front of them by "buttsniffing".
Tell them you are a mormon.
Next time he knocks on the door with a problem, begin crying and wet yourself, clutching his hand and laughing.

Sounds appealing now ,does it not?

This is awesome, but only practical if you are a theatre-type.

I had a friend that would act whacko-retarded when we would go to the supermarket...really loud, slapping bananas, playing in the aisle, etc. We were treated like kings (small midwestern town). Free candy.

One more thought:

Your computer (if you already have one) is a free tone generator...that can easily generate way over 20KHZ. Don't waste money you can spend on horns. Old versions of Soundforge have a synthesis tool...freeware synths work, too.

And:

This thread is for informational purposes only. I am in no way condoning using an infernal device to apply the payback to deserving assholes. Using ultra-high frequency emitters inappropriately is unsafe, and I have never done so to fantastic effect.

gnangle wrote:HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

My neibors that I performed the taped up nuts thing for ALSO LISTENED TO TOOL, that is fucking amazing!It made no sense either they were both much older and seemed, well not like Tool fans. Maybe their are subliminals in tool recordings that beseech you to be a shitty human. It was after the Tool incident that I began "flipping out" as revenge for the 1 am tool concert.Paging carl Jung.....

How many Tool fans has anyone ever known that do not at least partially qualify as 'whitetrash'? Tool? Good god. One album about prison sex that no one in the band has ever come close to experiencing, and everyone thinks they're 'badass'. It's radio pop, people...right? Am I just an asshole?

total fucking shit music, great fuckin drummer though.their following annoys me.

UPDATE: Forum member Coach stopped by my apartment on the way to the USS Horsewhip show at the Crocodile tonight. On his way out, he noticed the Tools' shoes hanging outside the apartment door. Said shoes are now laying in the middle of the street on 2nd Avenue, downtown.

I didn't do it!

I love this country!

horsewhip wrote:UPDATE: Forum member Coach stopped by my apartment on the way to the USS Horsewhip show at the Crocodile tonight. On his way out, he noticed the Tools' shoes hanging outside the apartment door. Said shoes are now laying in the middle of the street on 2nd Avenue, downtown.

I didn't do it!

I love this country!

a random act of exacerbation.