mr burns: am i too late for the 430 or auto-gyro? i need to get this to the king of siam post haste!


mr burns: now, which one is the velocitator and which is the de-acceleratrix?


homer: we're gonna go see marmaduke???

I'll still play along, though; I like The Simpsons. I like the one where Bart says "Don't have a cow." Second favorite episode? It's a close race, but the "Eat my shorts" one gets it. Maybe the "Cowabunga" one as well.

let me just get a little nerdish on that. he never said "cowabunga." they ended up using it ironically but it was never a catchphrase.

placeholder, you do not like Caddyshack, you do not like Will Ferrell, you do not like The Simpsons.

placeholder, your sense of humor is shit. it is shit, sir. you're one of those assholes i hear about.

Dipshit Jigaboo's avatar is one of my favorite Simpson's jokes.

also:
1. After Homer pretends to be an airline pilot to drink in the Airport lounge, thus destroying a plane...
Airline Executive--"If Word Of This Gets Out, Kwayze Clown Airlines will be a laughingstock."

2. The Pretzel Episode wherein Whitey Ford is pummeled unconscious by pretzels.

This one was from episode where Homer had a flashback which was a pastiche of 'Stand By Me'

Carl: "Have you guys heard of the latest thing? It's called the Innernet, it's this netting that goes on the inside of your bathers"
Later, Homer discovers a dead body...
Carl: "Oh no, I think I logged on to my Innernet"

Also "Supernintendo Chalmers"

"Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"

chet wrote:Homer: (looking at globe) Look at this country! "U-R-Gay"

they played this one a lot here, in the simpsons commercials. it was pathetic. like "oh they are naming our country in the simpsons! awesome!"

whiskerando wrote:let me just get a little nerdish on that. he never said "cowabunga." they ended up using it ironically but it was never a catchphrase.

Sadly, I know this! I am to making the joke!

whiskerando wrote:placeholder, you do not like Caddyshack, you do not like Will Ferrell, you do not like The Simpsons.

placeholder, your sense of humor is shit. it is shit, sir. you're one of those assholes i hear about.

Thing is, I do like The Simpsons. A lot. I just think devoting a thread to Simpsons quotes is a little cheesy. That's it! I am apparently in the minority in thinking this.

You're 100% right about my not liking Caddyshack and Will Ferrell, though, so you're probably right about me and my sense of humor.

"Doh!"

"A Deer!"

"a female deer!"

Thing is, I do like The Simpsons. A lot. I just think devoting a thread to Simpsons quotes is a little cheesy. That's it! I am apparently in the minority in thinking this.

I am in the minority with you. I haven't contributed for that reason. Sorry.


I still don't get how someone can dislike Caddyshack. I will never understand this. It's something I will have to work on.

Upon arriving in Bronson, Missouri where everyone looks like Charles Bronson. Cut to Mother and son on sidewalk:

Son: Hey Ma, buy me some cookies!

Mother: No dice!

Son: This ain't ovah!