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worst band names

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:41 am
by instant_zen_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
Justin from Queens wrote:There is a metalcore band called "The Devil Wears Prada". I cannot believe this, but I saw their CD in a store the other day.

Incredibly dumb.

= Justin


But good for fooling unsuspecting fools who think they're picking up the soundtrack to the movie The Devil Wears Prada.


this made me laugh. with that, i'm starting a grindcore band called "The Big Chill."

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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:02 pm
by cigarettesmoking man_Archive
i'm really fond of machine gun fellatio. i read a bio for them in a magazine once. the poon jabbers is pretty bad as well

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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:18 pm
by instant_zen_Archive
what about The Cherry Poppin' Daddies? that's a pretty awful name. it's not even clever.

how could we have forgotten about them? or rather, were we trying to forget?

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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:24 pm
by eephour_Archive
pearl jam

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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:32 pm
by lilkim_Archive
i recently discovered a band called vitaminsforyou

what a crappy name

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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:19 am
by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
a band got in touch with me on myspace, i normally take pleasure in writing nasty letters back to these shitheads but this time, i just don't know how to deal with it, i still haven't deleted the message. theire name?

vYtle SiNe



good. lord.

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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:27 am
by NerblyBear_Archive
Cannibal Corpse. What the hell is a cannibal corpse? If it's a corpse, it's already dead and, hence, unable to consume human flesh.

I think they just chose it because it sounds "scary".

Best name: Wolf Eyes.

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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:23 am
by kerble_Archive
NerblyBear wrote:Best name: Wolf Eyes.


snoooore....just like their music.

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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:05 am
by dimpfelmoser_Archive
NerblyBear wrote:Cannibal Corpse. What the hell is a cannibal corpse? If it's a corpse, it's already dead and, hence, unable to consume human flesh.




You haven't seen Night of the Living Dead then, no?!

Also, when Elvis' fiancee found his body on the tiles, she phoned the police and said: Hello, I'm Mr. Presley's girlfriend, I just found my Lovers corpse in the bathroom upstairs.
See, although technically Elvis wasn't able to love at this stage, Ginger Alden still referred to him as her lover, cause that's how she defined him for herself, regardless of the fact that he wasn't able to execute this particular activity anymore.

Also, it might be a feeble attempt at a paradox. You know, to give your bandname that little surreal twist. Its quite common. Like in Iron Butterfly or Arctic Monkeys.

But you're right, a pretty stupid name nevertheless.