my youngest cat will find the mutant clods of food pellets that stick together and drop it on the floor and slapshot it around the garage apartment and bite it and slap and chase after it again...

my older cat was very muscular when i got him...now he's gotten a chub belly like his owner...when he sits on his hind legs it's like an avalanche of kitty obesity...

that damned fly wrote:my cat doesn't like to eat if you don't watch him eat. he'll come get you to watch him eat. stupid cat.

really?, my uncle's cat doesn't like to eat if you don't touch him.

Feeding our cat is amusing because she gets so excited that someone is opening the bag of food that she usually crowds around it, making it impossible to open. The kitty never seems to catch on to this, though in all honesty she is not a bright cat (she bumps her head into windows a lot). But feeding her is far from sad -- she enjoys a square meal, and seeing her enjoy herself makes me feel good about life.

I understand this thread; feeding my cats makes me cry.


But only because of what I feed them...

My ex-gfnd's cat always wanted to be pet as she ate.

This cat was always moody as hell, anyways, and would alternate between affectionately rubbing up against your leg and burying her face in your palm as you pet her head to hissing at you and trying to bite you.

Anyways, she would get fucking irate if you didn't pet her as she chowed. Of course, after awhile, she'd grow irate as you pet her, and, after growling while she ate, would lift her head out of her food to hiss at you.

So you'd walk off and then she'd come up and yell at you for not petting her.

I have a roommate who has a cat that seems to hate my guts. All it does is hiss at me. It makes me sad.

I love cats, yet it's unrequited, as cats hate me.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I have a roommate who has a cat that seems to hate my guts. All it does is hiss at me. It makes me sad.

I love cats, yet it's unrequited, as cats hate me.

I have magical cat massage techniques that I could teach you guaranteed to win over any cat.

For real.

If my current job doesn't work out I'm moving to Bel Air and opening a cat massage parlor.

tocharian wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I have a roommate who has a cat that seems to hate my guts. All it does is hiss at me. It makes me sad.

I love cats, yet it's unrequited, as cats hate me.

I have magical cat massage techniques that I could teach you guaranteed to win over any cat.

For real.

If my current job doesn't work out I'm moving to Bel Air and opening a cat massage parlor.

This cat probably won't ever let me get close enough to touch him. However, I'm all ears.

tocharian wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I have a roommate who has a cat that seems to hate my guts. All it does is hiss at me. It makes me sad.

I love cats, yet it's unrequited, as cats hate me.

I have magical cat massage techniques that I could teach you guaranteed to win over any cat.

For real.

If my current job doesn't work out I'm moving to Bel Air and opening a cat massage parlor.

Pussy Rubbs

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:

tocharian wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I have a roommate who has a cat that seems to hate my guts. All it does is hiss at me. It makes me sad.

I love cats, yet it's unrequited, as cats hate me.

I have magical cat massage techniques that I could teach you guaranteed to win over any cat.

For real.

If my current job doesn't work out I'm moving to Bel Air and opening a cat massage parlor.

This cat probably won't ever let me get close enough to touch him. However, I'm all ears.

The next time the cat is within grabbing distance, spread your fingers and apply deep pressure on one side of its neck around its 3rd and 4th cervical bones. Immediately begin moving your fingers in quick little circles. Deep pressure. You'll seek a brief "@#?$ The Heck!?!" expression flash across kitty's face, but that should quickly dissolve into... OOOHHAAHHHHOOOOOOH.

If the cat is very ornery, he'll probably put up with it for a few seconds then dash. The next time you try it, though, I bet he'll tolerate it for longer. Several sessions of this and you've made a friend.

would work on me too.

our Bea is the clumsiest oaf in the world. love indulging her food-wise coz she was almost starved to death when she adopted us. looked like she'd been through hell. still eats like she's starving. only cat i've met so far who burps.

best hunting exploit to date? a leaf.