itchy mcgoo wrote:...who the fuck bikes in skirts anymore? (Besides me).

then there's a fleet of you living in richmond.

i've always killed my doppelgangers. do you exile yours to here?

Little Atlas Heavyweight wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote:...who the fuck bikes in skirts anymore? (Besides me).

then there's a fleet of you living in richmond.

i've always killed my doppelgangers. do you exile yours to here?

I need to live anywhere that girls ride bikes in skirts.

No I am NOT a seat-sniffer.

I just think it's cute.

sparky wrote:On a beautiful day, a powerful hangover can make everything look magical. Today, my desk looks like pixieland.

My day has been exceptionally magical so far.

Here's a recent observation:

If you announce that you are to leave a profession on a set date, you are likely to receive a half dozen important queries from a couple of people in the three hours before you hand in your pass.

One drives on a parkway and parks in a driveway! This terminology, while familiar to all, is quite counterintuitive!

Classical guitars are a pain in the neck to restring.

Buildings are called buildings even after they have been finished.

Maybe they should be Builts.

People driving in cars on residential streets get pissed when they have to pass more then one person walking. Even when you are way clear on the side.

You know, they slow a bit to pass and then gas it like hell out of there.

I don't get it. I drive too, and never do that. Perhaps they resent our suspicious "walking down the street" in their neighborhood?

my shampoo bottle says "volumizing formula" on it.

beneath that it says "50% more free!"

that really is the volumizing formula.

No straight man has ever gushed:

"It's so great having a Lesbian friend, because I can just be myself and relax and have fun and I don't have to worry about being treated like a sex object and that all she really wants is just to get into my pants!"

(OK, maybe I could be wrong, but it's gotta be kinda rare...)

and what's the deal with airline peanuts?