Christopher wrote:That part where he says "I miss you" makes me feel like...like...
...like taking a dump. It's the stupidest part on the whole album.
What an overrated record. I mean, it sounds sooo dated. The music is bad, but the recording is worse. The drums sound like crap. Too bad they didn't have Pro Tools back then so they could fix it up and make it sound half-way good. They were only ahead of their time if you consider copying someone else's sound ahead of its time. That one "duh duh - duh duh" part in Nosferatu Man is a TOTAL rip-off of this one part from a Guns n Roses song from years earlier.
Plus, everyone who likes the record seems to bow down and kiss the ass of the almighty Vinyl God. Fuck that. Vinyl records are antiquated and dumb. Get with the times, grandma. No one listens to vinyl anymore. Any chance i get i buy all of my music on floppy disk. Pure, sweet digital.
This record obviously sucks or more people would know about it...duh.
emo: brian mcmahon singing, "i'm sorry and i miss you."
just less emo: rotten tanx admitting that it almost brought him to tears.
just more emo: christopher's assuming that he can detachedly trash spiderland and everyone will know that it's sarcasm.
