oxlongm wrote:
You may have misread the subject. It's supposed to be "beliefs you held before you became an adult," not "beliefs you held before you became a douchebag."

Douché.

trilonaut wrote:wanna get hiiiiiiiiiiigh?

Very disappointed that wasn't a link to the Didjits.

burun wrote:Didjits.

here you go.

Ohh I just remembered, I used to think that my uncle was Micheal J Fox and he was gonna take me back to the future. He looks very similar!

When I was younger, I couldn't fathom why there were recordings of classical music, because they didn't have tape recorders back then.

It never occurred to me that it was modern musicians playing from sheet music.

I think this was when I was about six.

Oh yeah, I used to think I didn't close my eyes to sleep. Because they were still open when I went to bed.

I used to think every girl I knew was my girlfriend.

unarmedman wrote:I used to think every girl I knew was my girlfriend.

Boys like you made preschool really difficult.

Not so much of a belief as extreme gullibility – my Dad was nipping out to the village greengrocers sometime in the late 1970s and asked if I wanted anything bringing back, maybe I wanted a cauliflower ear? Man alive! you’d better bet I do! Imagine that - someone sculpting a facsimile of a human ear out of the white bit of a cauliflower – I could have two of those on my plate and a sausage for a mouth and then I would most likely rule the world. Turns out he was joking. Fucking bastard.

I think I had also been fed false information as for a while I seemed to think Elvis Presley had died after being hit by a train.

When I was very young, my father led me to believe that Bill Stickers was a notorious international criminal. I don't feel too bad about being tricked by this, as he managed to persuade my mother of this as well.