Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

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Christopher wrote:Sometime around '98, when all attention was focused on St. Louis over the big, dumb home run record being broken, there was a super-special mix of Creed's song "Higher" being played all over the goddamned place. You couldn't escape it if you tried. This song reached a rare, Halley's Comet-level of awful that has yet to be topped. It is the Holocaust of music, and as such, should be preserved for future generations to hear and vow: "Never Again." The original song is enough of an abortion on its own, but this... this... Jesus Christ--this masterpiece of suck had been intercut with samples of sportscaster knuckleheads engaging in the worst kind of hyperbole imaginable. Just mind-bogglingly horrible.

Mark McGwire Masturbation Sports-Mix of Creed's "Higher" = The worst song I have ever heard in my life.

I dunno man... I think this might have been topped by the short-lived re-write of Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman" as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SpiUu4u6i4]"Redbird Fever"...

Well there's a fever that you can't deny
Gotta get together with my friends to see my Redbirds fly
On the TV, or at the ballpark, or on the radio in my truck
Me and Grandpa used to listen to Mike Shannon and Jack Buck
Yeah I can feel it comin'. One thing I know for sure
Is I got Redbird fever, and the Cardinals are the cure

Chorus:
Yeah I got Redbird fever
And I know we're the best
It's a fact we're going all the way
Cause we're better than the rest
And I wear my Redbird colors
To every inning that we play
There ain't nothing better
Than a good old Cardinal game
So here's to my St. Louis
Out there keeping up the fight
Let me get a big "Go Cards!"
From you Redbird fans tonight

There's other teams out there, and yeah, they can play
But a Cardinal fan is proud and loud until our dying day
We drink cold beer and eat hot dogs on the bleachers in the sun
No, I don't need no other fan 'cause the Cards are #1
Some people think we're crazy, but Redbird fans are true
Cause in this Cardinal Nation we're all winners through and through

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SHUDDER.
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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

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Not sure if this qualifies as "pop starlet" territory...

This is a song called "Starry Eyed Surprise" by the "rapper" named Shifty. He heads a band called Crazy Town. This is one of his solo works, a fine rousing number that we all can appreciate, I'm sure.

One love one shot
It's all we ever got
Girl you got me started
Now I'm not gonna stop
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life
Oh girly girly come and dance with me
Move that naughty body come close to me
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life

This is it love
It's what dreams are made of
But its still up to us to feel the rush
To pursue all the things only Gods can touch
I wanna meet the odds with royal flush
To fall
I gave my all
But it wasn't enough
I'm never giving up I found life
So I've gotta live it up
And life is too short for war
What can I say to show theres more
With people slammin doors in my face and what for
That aint the way to gain plays
By making the same mistake day after day
I gotta slide man get away the smile on my face its a sunny day girls and drinks and more drinks
Come to think
For such a big place its a small world
For such a rat race i still got faith
And anything goes still I got to say life has its ups and downs but I love it anyway

One love one shot
It's all we ever got
Girl you got me started
Now I'm not gonna stop
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life
Oh girly girly come and dance with me
Move that naughty body come close to me
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life

Hey pretty girl pretty girl its on
We gonna dance like boogie come on
Do it all night long
Let it go ain't no holding back now
Gotta slide pretty baby that's right
There's nothing I can't do with you by my side
There's nowhere we can go that we wouldn't show 'em up
I gotta an appetite for destruction
Livin life that's right
She's daddy's little angel but she wasn't last night
Now these are the breaks yeah baby that's right
Now I got you, yeah I got you baby
I want your body and you drive me crazy
It's hard to resist such a sexy lady
Come with me you'll have the time of your life
You want to set the mood I guess the timing is right
And it takes two to make a thing go right
But what's it gonna take to take you home tonight

One love one shot
It's all we ever got
Girl you got me started
Now I'm not gonna stop
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life
Oh girly girly come and dance with me
Move that naughty body come close to me
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life

You're gonna shine like a sunny day
All you girls comin out and play
If you want you can slide my way
Let me hear you say heeeeyyy
[Repeat x2]

Sliiiiiidddddeeee...Oh Woah

One love one shot
It's all we ever got
Girl you got me started
Now I'm not gonna stop
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life
Oh girly girly come and dance with me
Move that naughty body come close to me
Now slide along side yeah baby that's right
I'm gonna show you the time of your life
[Repeat x2]

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