Colonel Panic wrote:If you need help, let me know.

dude if you could help me fix this cocksucking machine that'd be fucking ace

No problem. Give me a call tomorrow afternoon.

Colonel Panic wrote:But instead you get lots of patronizing UNIX weenies posting shell scripts, bragging about the latest distros they're running, and scoffing that GUI shells are for n00bs and lusers.

I was gonna say...

I mean, you hardly EVER meet any patronizing *nix users...

Well, I should say "You hardly ever meet any patronizing *nix users that are any threat to steal your girlfriend."

Do all of you fuckers have the same personality? Do you buy your fedoras, Honda Goldwings and black trenchcoats at the same Slashdot online store? Is there some sort of side effect to living off of pizza and Mountain Dew that causes you to be such cockscrapers?

The great thing about Linux users, in my experience, is that there are so few of them.

Have a nice evening asshole.

Don't you have some drivers to write or something?

Dude, what does that beachball that won't stop spinning over your sense of humour mean?

Sorry I upset you. Please don't say anything mean about my country to your president.

FWIW I thought your offer of help was decent.

Colonel Panic wrote:But instead you get lots of patronizing UNIX weenies posting shell scripts, bragging about the latest distros they're running, and scoffing that GUI shells are for n00bs and lusers.

Yeah, ya get that.

I better fuck right off now, my pizza's getting cold and this damn driver won't write itself.

Aw man, my morbidly obese girlfriend beat me to the pizza. Fuck. At least I still have my Goldwing and my hentai collection.

dontfeartheringo wrote:I mean, you hardly EVER meet any patronizing *nix users...

Well, I should say "You hardly ever meet any patronizing *nix users that are any threat to steal your girlfriend."

Do all of you fuckers have the same personality? Do you buy your fedoras, Honda Goldwings and black trenchcoats at the same Slashdot online store? Is there some sort of side effect to living off of pizza and Mountain Dew that causes you to be such cockscrapers?

The great thing about Linux users, in my experience, is that there are so few of them.

Have a nice evening asshole.

Don't you have some drivers to write or something?

Easy there big guy. I was merely having a laugh at the overly pedantic nature of the Linux community (myself included). I meant no offense to you or anyone else. Yeah, I am a Linux user but I don't wear a fedora or a trenchcoat or ride a Honda, and I fucking hate Mountain Dew (I prefer coffee or green tea when working).

See, I sometimes like to laugh at myself because I'm not a stuck-up prick whose fragile ego is constructed around the pretenses of Apple marketing strategy. The problem I have with some Mac users is that they think their own shit doesn't stink because they love treating themselves to the luxury of paying out more money for a toy computer designed by fashionistas that really provides less functionality or flexibility for twice the price.

Maybe you ought to see a proctologist about that giant stick you got impacted sideways up your asshole. I think the colonic blockage is causing shit to back up into your cranium.

BTW don't worry, that "girlfriend" of yours is safe around me. I'm not into the "Rubenesque" types and anyway just between the two of us, she kinda smells funny.

Oh, great.. an OS war.

I've been waiting all month for this.

MAN BATTLESTATIONS!

No manual entry for battlestations

Oh, right. I guess I'll go play with my toy computer.

Yeah anyway I have to grab another Mountain Dew before I make some changes to /etc/fstab and recompile this kernel again so I'll catch you later.

dontfeartheringo wrote:
MAN BATTLESTATIONS!

No manual entry for battlestations

That was funny -

Try it without the immutable flag