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Steve is hammered on the job...again.

Radar Love Lizard wrote:Led Zepplin

Weenis wrote:and If

The band you're recording...if you think they can't smell the whiskey on your breath...they can.

"...booze, work, baseball, booze."

For a guy with encyclopedic knowledge, you sure do make some wild presumptions about your hero. Regardless of what you think of Clown Love, Steve doesn't seem to have much of a problem hanging out with innumerable shitty bands. I'll reckon that the worst of them think they're great. They know Albini, after all.

Got to hand it to you, Steve... you're like the P.T. Barnum of hokum-vomiting scenesters. Total genius, you. Naturally, we haven't played pool in a decade or more. I'm sure you've raised your standards by now.

RAPEMAN

Claytron wrote:For a guy with encyclopedic knowledge, you sure do make some wild presumptions about your hero. Regardless of what you think of Clown Love, Steve doesn't seem to have much of a problem hanging out with innumerable shitty bands. I'll reckon that the worst of them think they're great. They know Albini, after all.

Got to hand it to you, Steve... you're like the P.T. Barnum of hokum-vomiting scenesters. Total genius, you. Naturally, we haven't played pool in a decade or more. I'm sure you've raised your standards by now.

Steve, next time you shoot pool at Phyllis', a bunch of people are gonna text message Clown Love that "that angry dude" is there. Then you'll smooth it all out, I promise.


Is Claytron's avatar from the X-Men '94 series?

Yess...that was a very good year.

Dude Mino, that's Mysterio from Spiderman. A jive-ass magician that uses smoke and mirrors.

steve wrote:... it remains that Fred typed like a little prick on page one of this thread, bitching at a customer of his who didn't pay him enough tribute for the novelty guitars he makes.

As perhaps I alone see it, he was responding to the guy saying that he was wasted. That's what being sober will do to you, right Steve? Before you bore us all to tears with another soliloquy about a guy you've never met, or more petty non-examinations of the quality of his craftsmanship, why don't you turn that mirror inward a little? You calling anyone a prick is about as meaningful as George W. Bush calling Moe Howard an idiot.

steve wrote:If you all are cool with a guy who behaves like that, then you are welcome to him.

Thank you for your blessings, O Great One.

steve wrote:And I guess I'm cool with whatever our common friends tell you about me.

Whether you're cool with it or not, it really doesn't matter to me. That's what they think. All of 'em. I think so, too. And if I don't mind patting myself on the back a little, I'm a damned good judge of character. But none of us are altogether concerned with how "cool" you are. Truly. I wouldn't lie to you.

steve wrote:I'm sure they have their reasons, and If I knew who you were, or who they were, I might even agree with them.

Likewise, I'm not worried about particulars here, Steve. Whether you agree or disagree, plenty of folks hate your stinking, worthless guts. And yeah, they have a veritable storehouse full of reasons. You're an embarrassment to human civilization, and you're an unavailing lickspigot to boot. If you want to find the purest medium in the Universe to record to, why don't you do us all a favor and fly a spaceship to the Sun?

So... You don't like me?

Claytron wrote:unavailing lickspigot

I'm not gonna lie. I would see a band called Unavailing Lickspigot.

Boombats wrote:Dude Mino, that's Mysterio from Spiderman. A jive-ass magician that uses smoke and mirrors.

Right. I confused him with Mesmero...he had a sweet-ass pic in '94, hoooooo-wee!



He's not usually as photogenic as he was in that '94 shoot...obviously^.

Outsource nothing! I relish this opportunity to speak my mind to the Great Steve Abalone Shell. Unworthy of comparison to Moriarty, but oh so indignant.

And man, oh, man... that "you really don't like me" joke *NEVER* gets old. Whew!