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Look, I wash my hands like 20-40 times per day... that is when I'm at work or home or at a particularly clean establishment, like the strip clubs and massage parlors I frequent; so I'm pretty sure my hands are cleaner than any of you assholes' hands. Especially if you’re only cleaning them after you take a piss.

And what’s with the hand-shaking phobia? Do you have a habit of sucking on you fingers and touching your eyes after you shake hands with somebody?

I tell you what, I tend to wash my hand more after a meet and greet than I do after pissing… and you better shake my hand when I meet you!

newberry wrote:Wait, it's clean enough for your lover to wrap her mouth around, but so dirty that it's disgusting if you don't wash your hands after touching it?

You beat me to it!

I'm all for maintaining clean standards, but when it comes down to it, we all eat, breathe, and otherwise absorb trace amounts of shit, piss, and other lovely stuff every minute of the day.

If I don't feel splash, I don't always wash the hands. I don't handle food...I handle cables that people spill beer on and mix with shit on the floor.

mega therion wrote:I don't do it. I have to admit having "dick-hands" kinda gives me a feeling of power, especially at work.

YOU HAVE HANDLED MY ASS PENNIES!!

mega therion wrote:I have to admit having "dick-hands" kinda gives me a feeling of power

use it wisely

Marsupialized wrote:

mega therion wrote:I have to admit having "dick-hands" kinda gives me a feeling of power

use it wisely

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