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Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 pm
by Mark Hansen_Archive
ERawk wrote:SecondEdition wrote:Arkansas family expects 18th childThe husband's name is Jim Bob.I just saw this article. I remember when they made headlines with No. 17. I would not want to be that woman and if I were, I'd cut my husband's balls off while he slept.

FYP

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 pm
by The Code is Almighty_Archive
greg wrote:"After a year of hiccups, man ready to die"

I watched that one yesterday and it made me tremendously sad.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 pm
by world of pee_Archive
greg wrote:"After a year of hiccups, man ready to die"
when i was a kid, hiccups didn't bother me.

now i hate getting hiccups.

this guy is undergoing some kind of water torture.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:00 pm
by Mark Hansen_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:Man brings 3-foot alligator to bar

Right, like you've never done this.......

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:00 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Man brings 3-foot alligator to bar

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:00 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
AlBStern wrote:I was looking around at an old house in Berwyn the other day. One of the rooms had shelves lined with Chicago Tribunes from the 1930s. This headline seemed as Onion-esque as they come.
"Photogs"

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:00 pm
by djensen_Archive
yaphet wrote:This Onion article gave me a chuckle.http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43029


You're doing it wrong.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:00 pm
by yaphet_Archive
I realize what we're doing here.

I just had to share it.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:00 pm
by yaphet_Archive
This Onion article gave me a chuckle.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43029

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:00 pm
by Tom_Archive
Alleged "Douchebag" Sues Author