hey, i'm white. Is that bad?
I like white girls....wait, i like all girls.
white - not crap
white power - crap
white hat - crap
white lines - don't do it !!!!! (unless you're going to share.)
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63Andrew Weatherhead wrote:Lenny=White
Carl=Black
white people are always stealing my best lines.
rob
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64My wife and I have this thing where when we know we will be hanging out around a bunch of yuppie college kid white people we haven't met before we count the seconds in which it takes each to ask what you do for a living after meeting them.
Then we count the seconds till they ask what neighborhood you live in.
Every single time, it's always exactly the same.
These college yuppie types are the ONLY people who do this.
White yuppie people, especially rich kid types who grew up with money gotta size everyone up right away and know where they stand in regards to income because that the only way they know to relate to people...it's either 'I have more money than you, thus I am better than you and I will act accordingly' or 'You have more money than me, what can you do for me to help me get as much as you?'
Fuck these people, seriously.
Then we count the seconds till they ask what neighborhood you live in.
Every single time, it's always exactly the same.
These college yuppie types are the ONLY people who do this.
White yuppie people, especially rich kid types who grew up with money gotta size everyone up right away and know where they stand in regards to income because that the only way they know to relate to people...it's either 'I have more money than you, thus I am better than you and I will act accordingly' or 'You have more money than me, what can you do for me to help me get as much as you?'
Fuck these people, seriously.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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65Guys, can't we all just accept that we're all irrevocably racist and we'll always feel the need to pride ourselves on what color our skin is? Guys haven't you seen that movie CRASH? Man.......I mean.....man......so true. I walked out of that movie and I was like......I don't know, but you need to see it it's all about how like every body is racist and.......like white people more than the others and.......and that really funny Waynes guy is in it and.....oh I was just mesmerized!
Oh boy, college revolutionaries! Please tell me how diverse your music collection is because you listen to rap.
Oh boy, college revolutionaries! Please tell me how diverse your music collection is because you listen to rap.
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66Thank you for resurrecting this thread and reminding me of my intense dislike for n.c.
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67Marsupialized wrote:My wife and I have this thing where when we know we will be hanging out around a bunch of yuppie college kid white people we haven't met before we count the seconds in which it takes each to ask what you do for a living after meeting them.
Then we count the seconds till they ask what neighborhood you live in.
Every single time, it's always exactly the same.
These college yuppie types are the ONLY people who do this.
White yuppie people, especially rich kid types who grew up with money gotta size everyone up right away and know where they stand in regards to income because that the only way they know to relate to people...it's either 'I have more money than you, thus I am better than you and I will act accordingly' or 'You have more money than me, what can you do for me to help me get as much as you?'
Fuck these people, seriously.
it's true. i was recently at a friends wedding, surface to say i was wankered by the early evening. i got chatting to someone I had no clue who he was and before i knew it he was going on about that he was off to Dubai the next morning and that he organised corporate functions or whatever. next came an unsubtle dropping of how much he was going to earn from a job which forced him to turn around from a weekend with friends so he could earn big bucks. He was on a roll, next came a tale about a party held by Lord Sainsbury's son that he was at.
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Don't concentrate on the finger..
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68GypsumFantastic wrote:Marsupialized wrote:My wife and I have this thing where when we know we will be hanging out around a bunch of yuppie college kid white people we haven't met before we count the seconds in which it takes each to ask what you do for a living after meeting them.
Then we count the seconds till they ask what neighborhood you live in.
Every single time, it's always exactly the same.
These college yuppie types are the ONLY people who do this.
White yuppie people, especially rich kid types who grew up with money gotta size everyone up right away and know where they stand in regards to income because that the only way they know to relate to people...it's either 'I have more money than you, thus I am better than you and I will act accordingly' or 'You have more money than me, what can you do for me to help me get as much as you?'
Fuck these people, seriously.
it's true. i was recently at a friends wedding, surface to say i was wankered by the early evening. i got chatting to someone I had no clue who he was and before i knew it he was going on about that he was off to Dubai the next morning and that he organised corporate functions or whatever. next came an unsubtle dropping of how much he was going to earn from a job which forced in turn around from a weekend with friends so he could earn big bucks. He was on a roll, next came a tale about a party held by Lord Sainsbury's son that he was at.I had to interrupt and inform him come the revolution him and his fellow high fliers were to be first up against the wall. He made some excuse and left. I have no compassion towards these scum bags.
I have no fucking clue as to what you are saying but yeah, right on.
Honestly, it's not only the white yuppies...black yuppies are even worse sometimes, I'd say mexican yuppies but there are no mexican yuppies...they don't have time for that nonsense, they have to find a ride to work.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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69i'm neither proud nor ashamed to be white, but i do derive a certain satisfaction from looking a bit european. this has nothing to do with any sort of white pride, but rather a certain antipathy toward the sort of american jocko homos i had to go to school with.
but i really fucking hate this "there are more white dorks than black nerds" bollocks. take a look around you, people. proportionally speaking, there a just a many parochial black people as there are parochial white people. and there's just as much stupid shit in black culture as there is in white culture. most black people these days are just as ignorant about funk and soul records as white people. there is just as much homophobia/xenophobia/misogyny in black culture as there is in white culture.
i hate white guilt. it's about two, maybe three, notches above shite supremeacy, and it betrays a mentally stunted worldview, not to mention a general lack of experience in the world at large.
but i really fucking hate this "there are more white dorks than black nerds" bollocks. take a look around you, people. proportionally speaking, there a just a many parochial black people as there are parochial white people. and there's just as much stupid shit in black culture as there is in white culture. most black people these days are just as ignorant about funk and soul records as white people. there is just as much homophobia/xenophobia/misogyny in black culture as there is in white culture.
i hate white guilt. it's about two, maybe three, notches above shite supremeacy, and it betrays a mentally stunted worldview, not to mention a general lack of experience in the world at large.
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70[quote=I have no fucking clue as to what you are saying [/quote]
posting after a skinful is my method, either that or it's the southern english lingo. My humble apologies
posting after a skinful is my method, either that or it's the southern english lingo. My humble apologies
Don't concentrate on the finger..