trompuss wrote:

Red Square wrote:listed as The Guido Mating Ritual...

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseacti ... oid=118273

So good. What a peacock.

this is the most fascinated i've been on this forum in a long long time...

Shunning Scientology, What's Eating Gilbert Grape went the other, equally disturbing, direction:

alandeus wrote:Shunning Scientology, What's Eating Gilbert Grape went the other, equally disturbing, direction:

Which is?

Here is a website detailing the guido plight of Long Island.

http://getoffourisland.com/

Check out this website by a woman whose obsession with her makeup and hair is so excessive that she has actually started a blog to announce to the world what outfit and makeup she's wearing each day.

While I'm not sure she's actually a guido per se, there's plenty of information here which would certainly be of interest to the douchebag female ("douchebaguette"?). There are fascinating tidbits about her skin-care regimen and scintillating reviews of stuff like "sunless tanning spray", "deep-cleansing oil" and "eyelash curler".

I especially like the post where the good people at Mr. Clean take her to task for suggesting her readers use a laundry spot-removal product for removing "self-tanning" products off their skin.

Colonel Panic wrote:Check out this website by a woman whose obsession with her makeup and hair is so excessive that she has actually started a blog to announce to the world what outfit and makeup she's wearing each day.

While I'm not sure she's actually a guido per se, there's plenty of information here which would certainly be of interest to the douchebag female ("douchebaguette"?). There are fascinating tidbits about her skin-care regimen and scintillating reviews of stuff like "sunless tanning spray", "deep-cleansing oil" and "eyelash curler".

Deep-cleansing oil to remove the sunless tanning spray?

i like that there is a before and after with one of the dudes in the first pic.

one pic he's white....then a few pics lower he's orange...and now with a lady on his arm.

the mind boggles.

i bought a bumper sticker.