fischer wrote:See, this is the kinda shit that'll make Godspeed You! Black Emperor break up. Now we're just stuck with frickin' ASMZ for eternity... Fuck you Jane!

Mandroid2.0 wrote:YOUR DOING IT WRONG.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Man. I just committed another grammatical error, too.

"You're"

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Dude tried hanging himself in the garage, wearing stone-washed jeans and a Packers sweatshirt (suicides were always more prominent on the Sunday or Monday after a Packers loss). Dude fell off the ladder before he could get his head in the noose. Dude crawled, bleeding from the head, into his vintage car to try to drive for help but passed out and bled/froze to death in the front seat. Dude couldn't even kill himself properly without fucking it up.

Colonel Panic wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Dude tried hanging himself in the garage, wearing stone-washed jeans and a Packers sweatshirt (suicides were always more prominent on the Sunday or Monday after a Packers loss). Dude fell off the ladder before he could get his head in the noose. Dude crawled, bleeding from the head, into his vintage car to try to drive for help but passed out and bled/froze to death in the front seat. Dude couldn't even kill himself properly without fucking it up.

Duuuude!

busbus wrote:She's still sort of on:

http://90-day-jane.blogspot.com/

What a fucking disappointment this turned out to be.

Just goes to show that when it comes to suicide, you have the "talkers" and the "doers". The talkers whimper and moan and bitch about how unfulfilling their life is. They'll complain your ear off but when it comes down to rolling up the ol' sleeves and getting down to the "business of being free", they just can't bring themselves to give up their My Chemical Romance CDs, or those cozy Friday nights watching "House" in their suburban home, or their weekly shopping jaunts to the mall. They really do have nothing to live for, but that doesn't stop them from taking up space and consuming valuable resources while at the same time bugging everyone with their incessant whining.

The "doers" on the other hand, have nothing to live for either, but they don't make a big fucking deal about it, do they? Hell no! They take action, and when their shit hits the news media we all breathe a collective sigh, then begin speculating about what would make a person do such a thing? What kind of a mind would just self-destruct like that? It's certainly compelling, but this blog is not. This blog is just a cheap, pathetic bid for attention.

I have an idea for you, "Jane": You seem like a reasonably attractive young female, and all you need is a little adventure in your life. Have you thought about getting work in the porn industry? The pay is good, you'll get lots of attention on the Internet and the actual "work" is not so bad once you get used to it. It's pretty much the same thing you're doing right now with this blog of yours, but more entertaining.