Russian granny strip club:

"Bab-BUSH-kas"

Flapjack's Calliope

A strip club featuring strippers that dress in clown costumes and strip while wearing full clown face paint, to circus calliope music. Also, pancakes will be served for no discernable reason.

That's one the band came up with a few years back. I added the "Calliope" to the name so that it made more sense. We were just gonna call it "Flapjack's."

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(maybe IDF themed)

DrAwkward wrote:Flapjack's Calliope

A strip club featuring strippers that dress in clown costumes and strip while wearing full clown face paint, to circus calliope music. Also, pancakes will be served for no discernable reason.

That's one the band came up with a few years back. I added the "Calliope" to the name so that it made more sense. We were just gonna call it "Flapjack's."

Maybe you can get a tie in going....National Geographic's Flapjacks from around the world

Elderly Women: Floppy's

Elderly Men: Sax

also

Poon Room(Self explanatory)
The Cougar's Lair (MILF themed)
Ballsagna (Male)
The Peepers Pit (all patrons have to watch the dancers from behind a shrubbery)

"DANCING NAKED LADIES"

(duh. "you people" have totally let me down...)

Badonkadonk Honkey Tonk

Ok, final one word Wicker Park name....imagine the sign in blue neon...buncha hipsters hanging out front smoking. Expensive sushi place next door.

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