so, a dyslexic walks into a bra......
-n

OK, so I finally made one up based on the original intention of this thread.


What do you say to a Frenchman who has urinated on himself?

C'est la pee.

Joseph Larkin.

Ok, here's one I just remembered:

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.

Badum-pish!

how many producers does it take to change a light bulb?




dunno what d'you think

a guy comes home after work and his good lady wife comes up to him and says "can you tell whats different about me?"
he says "mmm, you done your hair?", she says "no"
he says" you have a new dress?"...she replies "try again"
he scratches his head, " your make up is diferent?" "no, try again" she says
he thinks, "i know, you got new shoes"...she frowned "no"
he holds his hands up and says " i give up, tell me"

she says " i'm wearing a gas mask"

What do you do if you have a bad case of mono?







pan the guitars