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VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:50 pm
by nc_Archive
so, a dyslexic walks into a bra......
-n
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:22 pm
by stewie_Archive
OK, so I finally made one up based on the original intention of this thread.
What do you say to a Frenchman who has urinated on himself?
C'est la pee.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:10 pm
by kerble_Archive
Joseph Larkin.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:19 pm
by mattw_Archive
Ok, here's one I just remembered:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
Badum-pish!
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:42 am
by third_Archive
how many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
dunno what d'you think
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:46 am
by third_Archive
a guy comes home after work and his good lady wife comes up to him and says "can you tell whats different about me?"
he says "mmm, you done your hair?", she says "no"
he says" you have a new dress?"...she replies "try again"
he scratches his head, " your make up is diferent?" "no, try again" she says
he thinks, "i know, you got new shoes"...she frowned "no"
he holds his hands up and says " i give up, tell me"
she says " i'm wearing a gas mask"
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 8:04 pm
by Noah_Archive
What do you do if you have a bad case of mono?
pan the guitars