Bubble Bobble: The Musical

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subprime wrote:How do you find it affects your range of motion? That sounds really painful.Oh, I'm crippled right now. Most days I can't even type with the left hand, which has gotten worse. I can't get anywhere near straightening my arm, can just touch most of my face, and can't pull my hair into a ponytail or put a bra on the non-cheating way. No guitar. No piano. Can't get change from a cashier with that hand. I can barely cook because I can't open jars and cutting things is often a crap shoot of whether or not I manage to mangle my fingers around vegetables in a way where they don't spasm during gripping and meet with the knife.Oh, and since it took them two weeks from accident to surgery, I spent that time walking around with no cast, my elbow shattered into thousands of pieces (the surgeon tells me this, btw), an additional fracture, and paracetamol to numb (HAHAHHAHAA) the ungodly amounts of pain.

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Battle Surgeon.Been saving that one for a while. I've tried to convince two different friends to take it.I'll use it at some point, but it's gotta be for a really good band.

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