alex maiolo wrote:Summary (guitars):

POLVO
Ash: *ping, spang..brrrmmmmp, TINK poing*
Dave:*skkkrrrrr, pip, bring-bring, SLLLLLuuuurrooowwnnn*

LSF
Seth: *chiki duckuh chiki duckuh chicki duckuh pe-pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe*

Seth is cuter than Ash or Dave, and we all know this is the true method of determination of whom is the better guitarist.

Um, wait, what did you ask again?

Get dog costumes wrote:You guys aren't bad, but you better recruit CR if your band is to be any good; he's proven himself the master of hilarious band text approximation.

oh wow.

Adam Rabbit wrote:You mean the "heeech-heeech-heeech, hoche-hoche-hoche" one?

If so, I agree.

Maiolo, we have to get this guy.

look at that tone!

I know my style is pretty simple, but can I join?

Tree wrote:I know my style is pretty simple, but can I join?

burly.


welcome aboard.

maarten wrote:Not crap, even 'Shapes' is not crap at all.

Plus, they should sue Modest Mouse for stealing their guitar sound- and style.

Modest Mouse couldn't hold up polvos balls if they had a block and tackle.
They sound like junior high kids covering Polvo but not getting it.

Ash's solo record is also good.

They changed the way I think of rock music. I was dumb before I heard Polvo. I am just slightly dense now.

Fuckin' rockstars - one of them threw his guitar at the other from across the stage when I saw them play in Chambana. I think it was out of genuine frustration with each other. Anybody else ever witness Dave and Ash go at each other?

tommydski wrote:I'd like you to keep doing the verbal explanations of bands though.
Next could you do Bedhead?

Hmmm....OK (simultaneously):

*blingle twingle..... blingle blin blin......blingle twingle.........blingle blun blin*
..................(pling).................(tweng)..................(dwing)...............



-A

kerble wrote:alex, can I start an all-text band with you?


Brrrrrrrrrannnnngggg! skeeeooskeeeooooskiiiiieeeeeeee wheeedlawheedlaWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNNNN

chla-chunk-CHUCHUNK

I'm into it, but can you turn down a little and ease back on these metal chops?
There's a dear.
Now, on three...

-A

Tree wrote:I know my style is pretty simple, but can I join?

Shit dude, you're so tooooootally on keys.

-A

“Quadraphonic sound, a waterbed, and now a strobe light. Gentlemen, say hello to the second-base mobile.”

burun wrote:Seth is cuter than Ash or Dave, and we all know this is the true method of determination of whom is the better guitarist.

Um, wait, what did you ask again?

About twice a year Burun's crush on Seth surfaces.
Nice guy. Style. You could have picked a lot worse.
Your mom and I approve of this young man.

-A