what's that pretenders' song...brass in pocket? the make you notice me one.

i like to sing ridiculous shit in the part where she lists her charms:

gonna use my beard
gonna use my man boobs



etc.

Once, while listening to "Tour Speil" by the Minutemen, I started singing

Dreamed I was D. Boon
But I woke up Hank Rollins
Just some hack on the LOOSE NUT tour ...

Damn, I'm creative.

Strap pork chops to my feet so I can dance
I just wanna praise you, I just wanna praise you

You broke my legs now I can't swing my pants
I just wanna praise you (what you wanna do?), I just wanna praise you


I have no idea what the original lyrics are.

The Police - So Lonely - "So lonely! So Lonely! So Lonely!"

changed to

"Chipotle! Chipotle! Chipotle!!!"

JamLifeIntoDeath wrote:The Police - So Lonely - "So lonely! So Lonely! So Lonely!"

changed to

"Chipotle! Chipotle! Chipotle!!!"

I once heard somebody change Jon Spencer's "Bellbottoms" to "McDonalds".

I fell in to a burning ring of fire

And it burns, burns, burns (Senor Burns)
That ring of fire
that ring of fire.

My girlfriend loves to make song lyrics about our cats. My favorite are the Sexyback lyrics (fyi: she took some german so katzes = cats).

I give my katzes snacks (what?)
because my katzes, they know how to act (what?)
When they're not eating they take lots of naps
Then they wake up and they're on munch attack



Go 'head cats (go munch that kibble)
Go 'head cats (go crunch that kibble)
Get'cher kibble on (go munch that kibble)
Get'cher kibble on (go crunch that kibble)



I'm sure there are other improved lyrics to the rest of the song, but these are the established lyrics. Here's what my cats might look like dancing to this version of Sexyback.

Camaro wrote:My girlfriend loves to make song lyrics about our cats. My favorite are the Sexyback lyrics (fyi: she took some german so katzes = cats).

I give my katzes snacks (what?)
because my katzes, they know how to act (what?)
When they're not eating they take lots of naps
Then they wake up and they're on munch attack



Go 'head cats (go munch that kibble)
Go 'head cats (go crunch that kibble)
Get'cher kibble on (go munch that kibble)
Get'cher kibble on (go crunch that kibble)



I'm sure there are other improved lyrics to the rest of the song, but these are the established lyrics. Here's what my cats might look like dancing to this version of Sexyback.

this equals gold.

I have occasionally sung "Urination" when Joy Division's "Isolation" is playing, it fits well with the second verse:


Mother I tried please believe me,
I'm doing the best that I can.
I'm ashamed of the things I've been put through,
I'm ashamed of the person I am.

Urination, urination, urination.

Yes, my internal age is ten years old...

kool and the gang, celebration.

salad's great with chives; crouton!