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I work with a woman who, I swear to god you can smell her privates from 5 feet away.
I can only imagine if you got her home and unwrapped that thing, you'd have to move.

Musky or musty?

I dated this girl for a year, I have no idea why. I was young and stupid, that was it. Anyway, she was no fun to go down on because she was fairly athletic and didn't realize that perhaps she got a little too sweaty and stinky "down there." The night we broke up, she was like, "AND YOU NEVER GO DOWN ON ME." I responded to her why that was. That's what broke us up. It was a smart move in retrospect.

caix wrote:Musky or musty?

sharp and piercing

Marsupialized wrote:

caix wrote:Musky or musty?

sharp and piercing

There is no way that a vag can have that kind of pungency. Are you sure the stench is coming from there?

Maybe it's her feet. Feet can stink like nobody's business.

You want to know something gross? I used to work produce in a grociery store. For some reason, rotten onions smell exactly like a cooch needing a serious rinse out. I know this because I was trying to get it on with this girl I had known for awhile and when we finally got there, I smelled the same smell from the rotten onions in her pants. Needless to say, we never finished what we started. Ever.

SecondEdition wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

caix wrote:Musky or musty?

sharp and piercing

There is no way that a vag can have that kind of pungency. Are you sure the stench is coming from there?

Maybe it's her feet. Feet can stink like nobody's business.

That's very forgiving of you, but I think Marsupialized knows what a disgusting snatch smells like.



My bro Andy hooked up with this chick once, she wouldn't bone him cuz she was a virgin, but he got her to piss on him in a bathtub. Anyway he told me her snizzo smelt of chicken and talcum powder. I thought, gawd damn that is a combination.
A few weeks later I hooked up with the girl; also denied penetrato, but I got to learn the hard way- her puissance DID pong like poultry and talc!

This thread is the meaning of Education. Beat that, Pubic School!

Skronk wrote:This thread is the meaning of Education. Beat that, Pubic School!

The best part is that it started off about what men should do and ended up with how horrible a woman can smell. That's real life educationing at work!

caix wrote:

Skronk wrote:This thread is the meaning of Education. Beat that, Pubic School!

The best part is that it started off about what men should do and ended up with how horrible a woman can smell. That's real life educationing at work!

I'm waiting for trilonaut come in and tell us about some putrid cocks he has smelled over the years

SecondEdition wrote:Maybe it's her feet. Feet can stink like nobody's business.

Oh man, I dated this woman a few years back...cocaine chick, had to pick her up from a halfway house for our dates. She was beautiful but her feet smelled so fucking bad it was unholy, I'd yell at her to wash them but she wouldn't she insisted they did not smell.
Her feet smelled like a dead mouse.
To be honest her pooch did not smell the greatest either but she was Irish, straight off the boat and I had never had a straight up Irish girl before so I figured that's just how they smelled over there, from all the potatoes they ate maybe.

Marsupialized wrote:I'm waiting for trilonaut come in and tell us about some putrid cocks he has smelled over the years

nope, nice gay jab though. i do remember a guy in a high school highway discussion going on about a stinky pussy and a girl replied "you know, it does get a little rank down there on you guys" sounds plausible, you know.
but why interrupt a good ol' discussion of stinky pussy. now that's a topic.