What were you listening to when you lost your virginity?

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Marsupialized wrote:
toomanyhelicopters wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
toomanyhelicopters wrote:lessee, Marsupializ0r, when i lost my virginity...

oh yeah, your loud-mouth mom wouldn't shut the fuck up. so first i was listening to her yapping away, then i was listening to her screaming, and uh, after that i guess i was listening to her whimpering while i yelled "shut up! shut the fuck up until i'm finished, bitch!"

you're right! it's so much more fun to not be so uptight! wow! thanks!


Good one. I really like to play with men's pee-pees. I'M the knucklehead!


hijinx ensue! get what you want! now with 30% more analingus!


Look, asshole...I've never personally attacked you in any post. I think you are a fucking jackass, yes but I don't personally attack you because I don't care that much and you have every right to say whatever you like. When you start personally attacking me and my family for no other reason than you don't agree with me, it's getting a little weird. It's going over the line a bit. What you wrote is not funny and was totally unprovoked, I suggest you ignore anything I post from now on, ok? We won't have any problems if you just fuck off and not take an interest in what I'm writing. If you think what I post is so horrible, why even look at it? Just to be a dickhead? It's established you are complete dickhead, no need to convince me any more. Get some fucking medication and leave me alone. I care not one tiny bit what you or anyone like you thinks about ANYTHING, let alone me or those close to me.


Uh-oh! The honeymoon is over!!!

I lost my virginity to Portishead's live album.
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What were you listening to when you lost your virginity?

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"Vitalogy" by Pearl Jam which hopefully shows the desperate lengths I would have gone to to procure "wool" (copyright Marsupialized) at the age of 16 and 364 days.

I blame it (and not 'finishing' due to hideous cock injury) for all future sexual problems I have encountered.
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