burun wrote:daniel robert chapman wrote:It could have been a two-year-old bag of carrots, burun.
Has it ever been a two-year-old bag of carrots?
I hope for your sake it is never a two-year-old bag of carrots.
Did you have to clean up a two-year old bag of carrots?
I cannot imagine the nastiness of that particular deliquesced vegetable matter.
Me, two and a half years ago:
"Crivens! Movin' me 'ouse 'as proved as easy as mud in yer eye! I will jus' check this one, last cupboard, an' all will be as pretty as a daisy!"
(checks cupboard)
"Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale!"